The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Middle Earth Paradigm (2007)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : [dressed as Thor, Norse God of Thunder] Hey. Sorry I'm late but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.
Leonard : You went with Thor?
Raj Koothrappali : What? Just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse God? No, no, no Raj has to be an Indian God. That's racism. I mean, look at Wolowitz. He's not English but he's dressed like Peter Pan. Sheldon is neither sound nor light but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm not Peter Pan. I'm Robin Hood.
Raj Koothrappali : Really? Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. She was a little bigger than you but it's basically the same look, man.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : OK, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paint-ball.
Howard Wolowitz : That was absolutely humiliating.
Leonard : Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.
Leonard : I think we have to acknowledge those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.
Sheldon : No, we were annihilated by our own incompetent and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Leonard : Sheldon, let it go!
Sheldon : No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.
Howard Wolowitz : I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster.
Sheldon : I was giving clear, concise orders.
Leonard : You hid behind a tree yelling: "Get the kid in the yarmulke; get the kid in the yarmulke!"
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Raj Koothrappali : If only I had his confidence. I have such difficulty speaking to women. Or around women. Or at times even effeminate men.