"The Big Bang Theory" The Middle Earth Paradigm (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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  • Sheldon : I'm confused. If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?

    Leonard : We're socializing. Meeting new people...

    Sheldon : Telepathically?

  • Leonard : Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?

    Sheldon : Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?

    Leonard : Because I'm Frodo!

    Sheldon : Yes... Well... I'm the Doppler effect!

  • Sheldon : Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured, but patterns emerge, they have their own... language if you will.

    Leonard : Go on.

    Sheldon : Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group With the greeting: "How wasted am I?" which is met with an approving chorus of: "Dude!"

    Leonard : Then what happens?

    Sheldon : That's as far as I've gotten.

  • [first lines] 

    Raj Koothrappali : OK, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paint-ball.

    Howard Wolowitz : That was absolutely humiliating.

    Leonard : Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.

    Howard Wolowitz : Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.

    Leonard : I think we have to acknowledge those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.

    Sheldon : No, we were annihilated by our own incompetent and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.

    Leonard : Sheldon, let it go!

    Sheldon : No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.

    Howard Wolowitz : I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster.

    Sheldon : I was giving clear, concise orders.

    Leonard : You hid behind a tree yelling: "Get the kid in the yarmulke; get the kid in the yarmulke!"

  • Leonard Hofstadter : I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.

    Sheldon Cooper : Face-to-face? Are you gonna wait for him to sit down, or are you gonna stand on the coffee table?

  • Sheldon Cooper : Maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Then he and I are on equal ground.

    Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Yes, but I need a wingman.

    Sheldon Cooper : Alright, but if we're going to use flight metaphors, I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : Of course we're all animals, but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.

    Sheldon Cooper : If he understands that, you're in trouble.

    Kurt : So, what? I'm unevolved?

    Sheldon Cooper : You're in trouble.

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