The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Middle Earth Paradigm (2007)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon : Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured, but patterns emerge, they have their own... language if you will.
Leonard : Go on.
Sheldon : Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group With the greeting: "How wasted am I?" which is met with an approving chorus of: "Dude!"
Leonard : Then what happens?
Sheldon : That's as far as I've gotten.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : OK, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paint-ball.
Howard Wolowitz : That was absolutely humiliating.
Leonard : Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.
Leonard : I think we have to acknowledge those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.
Sheldon : No, we were annihilated by our own incompetent and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Leonard : Sheldon, let it go!
Sheldon : No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.
Howard Wolowitz : I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster.
Sheldon : I was giving clear, concise orders.
Leonard : You hid behind a tree yelling: "Get the kid in the yarmulke; get the kid in the yarmulke!"
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
Sheldon Cooper : Face-to-face? Are you gonna wait for him to sit down, or are you gonna stand on the coffee table?
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Sheldon Cooper : Maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
Leonard Hofstadter : Then he and I are on equal ground.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is.
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Sheldon Cooper : Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes, but I need a wingman.
Sheldon Cooper : Alright, but if we're going to use flight metaphors, I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Of course we're all animals, but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
Sheldon Cooper : If he understands that, you're in trouble.
Kurt : So, what? I'm unevolved?
Sheldon Cooper : You're in trouble.