The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hamburger Postulate (2007)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : [at the Cheesecake Factory] Oh, no.
Howard Wolowitz : What?
Raj Koothrappali : She didn't take my order.
Howard Wolowitz : How can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Alright. I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings. We fight the Tennessee Volunteers, and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
Howard Wolowitz : Not so fast. Remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no no. Orcs are magic; Superman is vulnerable to magic. Not to mention, you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
Raj Koothrappali : Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
Penny : Hey, you guys ready to order?
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu gods against the entire Union army?
Leonard Hofstadter : And orcs!
Penny : I'll be back.
Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer. When the smoke clears Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
Penny : Alright, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, look, it's Dr. Stud.
Leonard Hofstadter : Doctor what?
Howard Wolowitz : The blogosphere is a-buzzing with news of you and Leslie Winkle making
[gibberish noises to imply sexual intercourse]
Leonard Hofstadter : Wha... how did it get on the Internet?
Howard Wolowitz : I put it there.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, how did you know about it?
Raj Koothrappali : A little bird told us. Apparently you were a magnificent beast.