The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hamburger Postulate (2007)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what did she mean by that? Or was that just a generic platitude or was that a subtle bid for attention?
Sheldon Cooper : You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? This is a single-decker hamburger whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker. This has a much more satisfying meat to bun to condiment ratio.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you even listening to me?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course I'm listening. "Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah."
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay then. You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup.
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Sheldon Cooper : I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers, you can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sorry. Give him a hamburger.
Penny : Uh, which one, the Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, the Barbecue Burger or the Kobe burger?
Sheldon Cooper : Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger. The Big Boy.
Penny : The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Penny : Because you are not at Big Boy!
Sheldon Cooper : Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Leslie and I do research together at the university.
Penny : Oh, wow! A girl scientist.
Leslie Winkle : Yup, come for the breasts, stay for the brains.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Alright. I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings. We fight the Tennessee Volunteers, and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
Howard Wolowitz : Not so fast. Remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no no. Orcs are magic; Superman is vulnerable to magic. Not to mention, you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
Raj Koothrappali : Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
Penny : Hey, you guys ready to order?
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu gods against the entire Union army?
Leonard Hofstadter : And orcs!
Penny : I'll be back.
Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer. When the smoke clears Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
Penny : Alright, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, look, it's Dr. Stud.
Leonard Hofstadter : Doctor what?
Howard Wolowitz : The blogosphere is a-buzzing with news of you and Leslie Winkle making
[gibberish noises to imply sexual intercourse]
Leonard Hofstadter : Wha... how did it get on the Internet?
Howard Wolowitz : I put it there.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, how did you know about it?
Raj Koothrappali : A little bird told us. Apparently you were a magnificent beast.
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Leslie : Listen, neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. I mean, dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure. You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button, he'll push that thing until he starves to death.
Leonard : Well, who wouldn't?
Leslie : Well, the only difference between us and the rat is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus. That's where you come in.
Leonard : Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. So what happens now?
Leslie : I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.
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Leslie Winkle : We rehearse on Tuesday's at your place.
Leonard : Why at my place?
Leslie Winkle : Yeah, the Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.