Dads (II) (2019)

Conan O'Brien: Self

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : If I'm the expert, this whole project is in terrible trouble. So please tell me you've got better people coming in.

• Conan O'Brien : Let's accept that no father is perfect. We're all making this up as we go along. There's no school for this. It's love and limits. Love them, and then there are times when I have to say "No." Very early on, our daughter, when she was just a baby, I told my wife, "Keep in mind, no matter what we do, she's going to to go to therapy one day, and she's going to complain about us.

• Conan O'Brien : This will change your life and be the most meaningful thing that happens to you in your life. And that's all I'm gonna say to you. And then I try to throw one of those smoke things down so I can disappear. But I'm a terrible magician, so the smoke clears and then you see me walk away. And the dramas lost.

• Conan O'Brien : If my dad had come to school in the middle of the day and I saw him, I'd have shit my pants. Cause it would mean either somebody died or I was in incredible trouble. Now, I'm not saying that that was better. I'm not a believer in those were 'the good old days' but there's definitely been a pendulum swing.