[
Mrs. Madigan is terrified that Zack is in her class]
Zack Martin:
That's odd. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.
Mrs. Madigan:
That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teacher's lounge.
Zack Martin:
Actually, my name stage name is "Nasty Z: The Dark Prince of Awesome!"
Zack Martin:
Cody, there's no need to be jealous. Barbara is crazy about you.
Cody Martin:
Yeah. She did give me an engraved protractor for my birthday.
Zack Martin:
And if that's not nerd love, I don't know what love is.
Cody Martin:
Barbara Simka Brownstein, you have betrayed me, and the love that we shared! I was learning Yiddish for you, and all I get in return is... Tsuris! We're through!
[
Cody storms out of class, as Zack plays the kettle drum to the beat of his stomping. Cody gives Zack a dirty look before leaving as Zack continues to play the drum]
Zack Martin:
[
to Mrs. Madigan] And you got me playing the triangle.
[
scoff]
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