The Forevers (2020)

RaisorBlade: The Repigeonator

Quotes 

• [Airwrecka, Leetat and Poweetar grab the carriage with their beaks, and turn the carriage on its head] 

  The Repigeonator : You didn't answer me, so you paid the price! Your lives, souls and bodies are now turned upside down!

• The Repigeonator : Hello, one ticket to Ka Hol Mis, please! And a return ticket for the day after the day after the day after tomorrow, please!

  Ticket Seller : Well, well, well, the capital city, do you have some corrupt meeting to attend? Are you going to meet a filthy politician?

  The Repigeonator : Oh my pigeon, are you aware that this is Ikitwo? It's the greatest damn planet ever because it's ruled by the Eternal Iki, therefore there is no corruption on this sphere ball something.

• [Poweetar knocks] 

  Poweetar : Driver! Driver! Driver!

  Train Driver : What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you know that you're not supposed to talk to a driver while they're operating a vehicle in public transport?

  Poweetar : I see, Sir, I don't know if you've noticed, but you're dead wrong. First of all, this ain't public transport. We paid a whole lot of money for our tickets. Secondly, it's YOUR fault. You didn't have to answer our knocks, and it was YOU who opened the door, so what in the damn multiverse are you complaining about?

  Train Driver : Watch your fucking language! Or we're gonna drop you off at the next station!

  The Repigeonator : Freeze!

  Train Driver : Hahaha, no!

  The Repigeonator : Yes!

  [the Repigeonator morphs from his pigeon form into a refrigerator. He sucks in the train driver] 

  Train Driver : I was frozen today!

  The Repigeonator : Insect!

  Airwrecka : Dude, that's a human!

  The Repigeonator : I don't care! Let's stop the train!

• [At the beach] 

  Leetat : You two should probably not talk so loud. There are people everywhere, maybe they overheard that we are gonna rob them.

  The Repigeonator : Nobody cares. It's very common to get robbed, people are used to it.

  Airwrecka : Listen to Pidgy. Nobody gives a damn damn about money and all that stuff.

  Leetat : What the fuck? You're just making it worse right now!

  The Repigeonator : [Screaming]  WE ARE GONNA ROB YOU AAALL!

  [No reaction] 

  The Repigeonator : See? Nobody cares.

• Airwrecka : What movie should we see?

  The Repigeonator : Let's ask the spaghetti monster if it can recommend anything.

  Poweetar : Oh, that was just a joke, I made it up.

  Airwrecka : You are so mean! That's awful of you stupid fucker! I gave all my hopes, and simply my entire soul, body, and spirit to the spaghetti monster! Now my life is ruined just because of you!

  Poweetar : What the fuck? It was simply a joke. I thought it was obvious that I wasn't telling the truth. Who in the fucking world would think that noodles could fly, and even create entire worlds?

  Airwrecka : I would! You are an awful and disgusting bird, and you will pay for this!

  Poweetar : Naive stupid flying thing!

  Airwrecka : Messed-up delusional liar!

  Poweetar : Idiotic secondthoughter!

  Airwrecka : How dare you fucking say that? Asshole! I'll kill you!

  [Airwrecka pulls out a gun] 

  The Repigeonator : NO ONE IS FIRING A GUN ON MY SHIP!

  Airwrecka , Poweetar : SHUT UP!

• The Repigeonator : Sinners! Damned of this planet! Dirty humans! Imperialist Ikitwoans! Today is the last day of your lives! Are you ready to get your lives turned upside down?

  Passenger : Who in the world are you?

  The Repigeonator : I am the Repigeonator! Haven't you heard about me?

• Airwrecka : Pidgy, we need to talk about this. We've got five of the crystals now, one from the Pating village, and the four other ones from the train. But we murdered an entire village for this shit, and I don't like the red sauce. It was all over the place.

  The Repigeonator : It was a lot of fun killing those people! If there was some gun control, insane people like us could be stopped, but there isn't, and playing with the red sauce is fun! It can be used as body paint, and we can sell it to the bats, they love to drink it.

• Poweetar : That's some beautiful music!

  The Repigeonator : Ugh! I don't care about music! Nobody likes music!

• The Repigeonator : Amusing. Such wise words from a member of the worst species. But what about these little tools of yours, these... Ugh, Jesus, Airwrecka, what are they called?

  Airwrecka : Cats.

  The Repigeonator : CATS, that's it! These cats of yours! Yes, cats! They eat us birds all the time! You've created tools to commit genocide against yourselves, you've created these cats to commit genocide against us birds, and we're done! We're so fucking done with all that! We are here to avenge the fallen birds! We will get the crystals from that anus in the ground, then we will get the crystals of yours, and then we will crystal you out of existence!

• The Repigeonator : Anyone else wanna disobey me?

  Airwrecka : No. Not anymore. You are awful, which makes you great. We are notsolutely afraid of you!

• The Repigeonator : Where in the fucking world is the Queen?

  Dancer 1 : Who the fuck are you?

  The Repigeonator : We are the birds! And you are the humans! Therefore you need to do as we say! We hate humans! Humans are the lowest of the lowest!

  Dancer 1 : Go away!

  [the Repigeonator shoots the dancer] 

  The Repigeonator : Where in the fucking world is the Queen?

  Dancer 2 : The queen has gone to Bolivia with a bunch of weird humans.

  The Repigeonator : Where is that place?

  Dancer 2 : Download the Qirsh Maps application on your phone, it will help you find anything that can be found!

  The Repigeonator : I don't have a phone.

  Dancer 2 : What the hell? Why don't you have a phone? Everyone has a phone!

  The Repigeonator : Where we are from, we don't need phones!

  Dancer 2 : You're fucked then!

  The Repigeonator : Gimme your phone!

  Dancer 2 : Lol, no!

  The Repigeonator : I SAID, gimme your phone!

  Dancer 2 : The answer is still no. What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

  The Repigeonator : Yep, exactly!

  Dancer 2 : Come on, I dare you!

  [the Repigeonator shoots the dancer] 

  The Repigeonator : Challenge accepted, challenge passed!

• The Repigeonator : Does that mean you can tell us where the three other crystals are?

  Island Keeper : Yes, I can! Just let me think! One moment... Yes, I remember! There's this place near the South Pole called a TERFhole, it is full of disgusting people. The three other crystals are in there, and there's also a crown that can be used to store the crystals and to harness their power. The TERFhole is like an asshole in the ground!

  The Repigeonator : Well, thanks a lot! Let's enter the asshole! Challenge accepted!

• Eternal Iki : You are just a bird! How the fuck are you going to defeat us? Fly through us?

  The Repigeonator : No, I have a trick up my sleeves.

  Eternal Iki : Sure. Show us!

  The Repigeonator : I am not just a bird! I am also... A REFRIGERATOR!

  [the Repigeonator morphs from a pigeon into a refrigerator and sucks Iki, the mayor, Aqilah and Kyrylo inside] 

  The Repigeonator : [Screaming]  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  [the Repigeonator explodes] 

  Aqilah : What the fuck just happened?

  Doctor Kyrylo Weird : I think we defeated the pigeon because we're sick. Because of our temperature, it got too hot in there, and the refrigerator exploded.

• Airwrecka : I am not going to take your insane insults anymore! I quit!

  The Repigeonator : Nice! I knew you'd abandon me eventually! So what? LEAVE!

  Airwrecka : Lolwut? We're in space! We're in fucking space!

  The Repigeonator : So what? Get out of the door!

  Airwrecka : What door?

  The Repigeonator : THE AIRLOCK, whaddaya think?

  Airwrecka : No, I would suffocate to death!

  The Repigeonator : Exactly! That's the point! I will kill you! I'll break every body in your bone!

  Airwrecka : With what? Your wings?

  The Repigeonator : No, I'll kick you into space, and then fly through you at lightspeed!

  Leetat : Pidgy, don't do that, that's murder!

  The Repigeonator : So what? We kill people all the time!

  Poweetar : But not our own damn crew! Are you insane?

  The Repigeonator : No, I'm not, why would you think that of me?

  Poweetar : Are you listening to yourself? You're angry as heck, and you've suggested killing Airwrecka twice now!

  The Repigeonator : Meh, so WHAT?

  Airwrecka : I do NOT want to be killed!

  The Repigeonator : Why does nobody want to die anymore?

• The Repigeonator : Goooood moooooooooooorning!

  Ri Yul Mayor : Who are you? What are you doing?

  The Repigeonator : I am going to KILL you!

  Ri Yul Mayor : Oh no, please don't do that, that's not right!