The Forevers (2020)

James Smith: Train Driver

Quotes 

• [Poweetar knocks] 

  Poweetar : Driver! Driver! Driver!

  Train Driver : What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you know that you're not supposed to talk to a driver while they're operating a vehicle in public transport?

  Poweetar : I see, Sir, I don't know if you've noticed, but you're dead wrong. First of all, this ain't public transport. We paid a whole lot of money for our tickets. Secondly, it's YOUR fault. You didn't have to answer our knocks, and it was YOU who opened the door, so what in the damn multiverse are you complaining about?

  Train Driver : Watch your fucking language! Or we're gonna drop you off at the next station!

  The Repigeonator : Freeze!

  Train Driver : Hahaha, no!

  The Repigeonator : Yes!

  [the Repigeonator morphs from his pigeon form into a refrigerator. He sucks in the train driver] 

  Train Driver : I was frozen today!

  The Repigeonator : Insect!

  Airwrecka : Dude, that's a human!

  The Repigeonator : I don't care! Let's stop the train!

• The Repigeonator : Sinners! Damned of this planet! Dirty humans! Imperialist Ikitwoans! Today is the last day of your lives! Are you ready to get your lives turned upside down?

  Passenger : Who in the world are you?

  The Repigeonator : I am the Repigeonator! Haven't you heard about me?