A Princess for Christmas (2011 TV Movie)
Travis Turner: Milo Huntington
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Quotes
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Milo Huntington : What a weirdo.
Maddie Huntington : He's not a weirdo. He's just old.
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Edward Duke of Castlebury : Well, children, is there anything you would like to ask your grandfather?
Milo Huntington : Yeah, how come you gave us the shaft all these years?
[Jules does a spit-take]
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Jules Daly : I know you're really mad at me, but crushing your little sister's dreams is a terrible way to start Christmas.
Milo Huntington : Sorry.
Jules Daly : Maddie and I are gonna go get a tree tomorrow. You wanna come?
Milo Huntington : I just wish Christmas was over. All it makes me think about is losing Mom and Dad.
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Jules Daly : What's going on here?
Floyd : Just hooking up the telly for Master Milo.
Jules Daly : Milo, can I speak to you for a second?
[he comes over for privacy]
Jules Daly : Your punishment was no TV.
Milo Huntington : Yeah, that's before you dragged me all the way to Castlevania to spend Christmas with Grandpa Wingnut.
Floyd : [getting a signal] I've done it. It works.
Jules Daly : Thank you, Floyd. You can unhook it now.
Floyd : Very well, then.
Milo Huntington : What?
Floyd : You're not missing much. We don't even have HBO.
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Ashton Prince of Castlebury : [Milo looks at an archery trophy his father won] Charles was the best, you know. Your father. Much better than I could have ever been.
Milo Huntington : Why do you keep his room locked?
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : I suppose... it hurt too much to remember.
Milo Huntington : Yeah, but this is all that's left of my father. It's what keeps him alive. Why don't you want to remember? Every day, I wake up and I try not to forget, but his face just keeps slipping further and further away. And pretty soon... if I don't keep trying, there'll be nothing left.
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : That's not true. The love he had for you will always be here.
[tapping Milo's heart]
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : You know, you're a lot like him.
Milo Huntington : Really?
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : It's rather wonderful. Milo, I'm so grateful that you, Maddie, and Jules have come for Christmas. It's lifted everyone's spirits. I hope you all know that. How about we leave this door open from now on?
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Edward Duke of Castlebury : Children, I have been thinking that, as you're both Huntingtons, it's my duty to expand your cultural education.
Milo Huntington : Can't you be off-duty for the holiday?
Edward Duke of Castlebury : Now, you have the choice of language, literature, music, dance, or art.
Maddie Huntington : [later, down in the Great Hall] I picked ballet.
[seeing Milo's instructor]
Maddie Huntington : What did you pick?
Milo Huntington : Electric guitar.
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Milo Huntington : I'm sick of you telling me what to do! You're not my mother. You're not even close.
Jules Daly : You're right. I'm not. But I'm trying to do the best I can. I miss her, too, you know. Both of them.
[he backs away as she moves to hug him]
Jules Daly : It's gonna get better, Milo. I promise.
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Jules Daly : [breaking up a fight between the kids] Are you gonna tell me which one of you two started this?
Maddie Huntington : He did it!
Milo Huntington : I guess I did. Sorry, Maddie.
Maddie Huntington : It's okay.
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : Well, now we're all friends here, why don't you two help Paisley with his chores?
Milo Huntington , Paisley Winterbottom : Chores?
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : Yes. Feeding the Shetland ponies.
Maddie Huntington : [excited] Ponies?
Paisley Winterbottom : Well, I say, sir, what a splendid idea. Come along, children. Let's go find some carrots.
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Milo Huntington : [after receiving a black eye] I don't get why you're so freaked out.
Jules Daly : You flattened a Christmas shopper, attacked an orphan boy, and disrupted a Christmas concert conducted by a nun.
Floyd , Paisley Winterbottom : My word!
Milo Huntington : Sorry.
Paisley Winterbottom : Something to tell the grandchildren, though.
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Ashton Prince of Castlebury : [teaching archery to Milo] Which is your dominant eye?
Milo Huntington : Don't know, don't care.
[firing an arrow, it bounces off the target]
Milo Huntington : This is stupid.
[throwing his bow down]
Milo Huntington : I'm going back to bed.
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : Milo. Milo. I can help you. Please, pick up the bow.
[he does so]
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : That's right. Now, right side facing you. Fingers either side. And breathe. Look at the target. Which is clearer?
Milo Huntington : The right.
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : Then you're right-eye dominant. Had my share of black eyes when I was your age.
Milo Huntington : Oh, yeah?
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : Tricky business, fighting. Finally gave it up.
Milo Huntington : How come? Couldn't take a punch?
Ashton Prince of Castlebury : The contrary. No matter how many fights I won, I still felt like a loser. Now, load your arrow. One fluid motion. And when you let go, let the anger go with it.
Milo Huntington : [firing, they both hit the bullseye] Cool.
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Milo Huntington : Who's he?
Maddie Huntington : Paisley Winterbottom.
Paisley Winterbottom : And I'm here to invite all three of you to spend Christmas at Castlebury Hall.
Milo Huntington : Where's that?
Paisley Winterbottom : Stone's throw from Liechtenstein.
Jules Daly : It doesn't matter. We're not going.
Maddie Huntington : Why not?
Jules Daly : Well, for one, I have a job.
Paisley Winterbottom : Uh, but your former employer relieved you of that responsibility.
Milo Huntington : No way. You got fired?
Paisley Winterbottom : The airline tickets will be arriving this evening, and I, uh, I have a check to cover your traveling expenses.
Milo Huntington : [seeing the amount] Whoa!
Jules Daly : We don't accept handouts from gutless, guilty family members.
Paisley Winterbottom : But I was told not to return to Castlebury without you.
Jules Daly : Well, then you're just gonna have to move to Buffalo.
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Maddie Huntington : Milo, open up! We have an emergency!
[he opens his bedroom door, panting]
Maddie Huntington : You left the house. I'm telling.
Milo Huntington : One word, and Dolly Dinkle loses her head. Got it?
[she nods]
Milo Huntington : Good.
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Paisley Winterbottom : Your Grace, may I present Master Milo, Miss Maddie, and their aunt, Miss Jules Daly.
Jules Daly : Hi.
Edward Duke of Castlebury : Are you sure you brought the right family?
Milo Huntington : Does he look like he's about to kick the bucket to you?
Jules Daly : Not even remotely, but I'd sure like to kick Paisley.
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Edward Duke of Castlebury : Milo, what is that you're wearing?
Milo Huntington : It's a Swashbucklers jersey.
Edward Duke of Castlebury : Oh, you're a swordsman?
Maddie Huntington : [giggling] No, silly.
Jules Daly : It's a hockey team.
Edward Duke of Castlebury : I detest hockey. Bunch of thugs skating around with missing teeth. Now, cricket, that is a man's game. That is a sport.
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Paisley Winterbottom : This is the Great Hall. It was originally Baroque, was remodeled in the Empire style in 1852.
Milo Huntington : [awed] Wow.
Maddie Huntington : Whoa.
Jules Daly : We're not in Buffalo anymore.
Paisley Winterbottom : The servants will show you to your quarters. I shall go and inform His Grace that you've arrived. This way, please.
Jules Daly : [slipping on the floor] Whoa, that's slick.
Mrs. Birch : Yes. We keep it waxed.
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Milo Huntington : [seeing the house servants awaiting their arrival] Who are they?
Jules Daly : I think this is the staff.
Paisley Winterbottom : Let me introduce you to everyone. They're all terribly excited to meet you. This is Mrs. Birch, the head housekeeper, who will give you any assistance required, Miss Daly.
Jules Daly : Hi, there. Just Jules is fine. What should I call you?
Mrs. Birch : [stiffly] Mrs. Birch.
Jules Daly : Okay.
Paisley Winterbottom : And this is Abigail, who'll be looking after Miss Maddie.
Maddie Huntington : You're pretty.
Paisley Winterbottom : And this is Floyd, the under-butler, who'll be looking after Master Milo.
Milo Huntington : I have a butler? That's insane.
[attracted to her]
Milo Huntington : Actually, can I have Abigail instead?
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Paisley Winterbottom : Welcome to Castlebury Hall.
Maddie Huntington : Wow! It's a castle.
Milo Huntington : It's a mega mansion.
Jules Daly : It's... it's a nightmare. Kids, you can't break anything here.
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Jules Daly : [learning Milo stole a video game] Intensive violence, crude humor, blood, gore. Oh, suggestive themes. Milo, you're grounded for two weeks.
Milo Huntington : No, I'm not.
Jules Daly : Yes, you are. And don't talk back to me.
Milo Huntington : But it's Christmas vacation.
Jules Daly : And no TV.
Milo Huntington : What? That is bull...
Jules Daly : [cutting him off] Oh, don't even say it.
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Mrs. Kelly : I can't take this anymore!
Maddie Huntington : [showing Jules her headless doll] He's a murderer!
Milo Huntington : You asked for it.
Jules Daly : Okay, okay. What happened?
Maddie Huntington : Aunt Jules, Milo killed Dolly Dinkle.
Mrs. Kelly : And he snuck out again.
Jules Daly : You snuck out?
Mrs. Kelly : Yeah. Wait 'til you see the laundry room.
Jules Daly : Mrs. Kelly, I am so sorry.
Mrs. Kelly : Ha!
[as she turns around, Jules sees washing machine soap all over her back; collecting her things, her purse stays where it is]
Jules Daly : Milo, did you glue her purse?
Mrs. Kelly : [wrenching it free] That's it. I quit!
Jules Daly : Oh, no, no, no, Mrs. Kelly. You can't quit. I need you.
Mrs. Kelly : What you need is a SWAT team.
[glancing at her purse in agony]
Mrs. Kelly : Oh!
Jules Daly : [following her to the door] W-Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Mrs. Kelly : And one more thing: your check bounced. Again.
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Milo Huntington : Kasawanski's Ninja Massacre. Awesome.
Zoe : Hey, Milo. What's up?
Milo Huntington : Zoe. What are you doing here?
Zoe : I'm your neighbor. This is my video store, too.
Milo Huntington : Quit following me.
Zoe : You know that game is rated 17+.
Milo Huntington : Tell me something I don't know.
Zoe : Psycho Bob will never let you buy it.
Milo Huntington : We'll just have to borrow it, then.
Bob : Did you two find what you were looking for?
Milo Huntington : Yeah.
[putting the game in his jacket]
Milo Huntington : I'm out of here.
Zoe : Me, too.
Bob : [as they leave, they set off the anti-theft alarm] Hey, stop!
Milo Huntington : Come on! Let's go!