- Sam: [of business partner Dexter and his wife Tina] I can't go to dinner with them on my own. He's just had a nervous breakdown and she's a cheerleader for Stupid United!
- Tina: I think you'd love Barbados, Reen! I really wish you could afford to go! Because I think it's you. It's got class. Do you know what I mean, Reen? And you can't buy class. It comes from within. Now me, I've got it in bucketfuls. It's just knowing what to wear, where to eat and what to listen to. Do you like Whitney Houston?
- Reen: Er... yes.
- Tina: Ya see! You've got class as well, Reen... I just wish you wouldn't hide it!
- Tina: I said to one of them waiters
- [on holiday in Barbados]
- Tina: you know, in many ways, you're lucky your grandparents were slaves!
- Reen: Sorry, Tina? Lucky?
- Tina: Well yeah, otherwise he wouldn't be living in a beautiful place like Barbados, would he? He'd be stuck in some dead and alive hole in Africa! And I don't care what anybody says: Africa is not me!
- Sam: No. But it most probably would have been him. What with his being African, if you catch my drift!
- Reen: And I don't think he'd share your views on his grandparents picking the lucky ticket for the free cruise!
- Tina: Oh, I didn't mean it like that. I know it wasn't nice. I know it was hard work...
- Cher: [to her grandmother, pointing at a bucket on the floor] Daddy says if you kick that, we can go to Disneyworld!