- Michael Westen: How much?
- Barry: You get someone to vouch you, put you in the room with the guy, then I would say five grand. Promise nothing will happen to him, maybe I can do three.
- Michael Westen: Five it is.
- Michael Westen: I hope Sam wasn't too much trouble, Mom.
- Madeline Westen: We had a lovely time. But the next time, Michael, that you want someone to babysit me, just tell me.
- Michael Westen: Mom, I...
- Madeline Westen: What? You didn't think I was gonna figure it out? I mean, he insisted on coming to aquarobics with me.
- Michael Westen: I'm sorry you had to see that.
- Madeline Westen: Uh, Sam, didn't you forget something?
- [hands him some bullets]
- Madeline Westen: Oh! Looks like bullets. I found them in your pants. I heard them rattling around in the washing machine when I was doing your laundry.
- Sam Axe: Yeah, 9 mm. Uh, hey, err, I don't know what to say.
- Michael Westen: I'd say nothing. Nothing's good. Go with nothing.
- Michael Westen: [voice-over] The interior locks in an office suite are usually low end; just there to keep white collar workers from stealing coffee cups. File cabinet locking bars on the other hand are a more serious security measure. Their main vulnerability is that they depend on people's faith in padlocks. People have too much faith in padlocks.
- Michael Westen: Sam, did you, uh, get a chance to do that cover ID for me?
- Sam Axe: You're Jimmy Glinn. Flashy real estate developer slash cash churner. I threw in some vague Boston mob connections just for good measure.
- Sam Axe: I think know you. Aren't you that singer/rapper, Valentio... Valentine?
- Valentine: Yeah.
- Sam Axe: I just got one thing to say to you, you're what's wrong with our country, pal. Yeah, you call that music? Ug-uh, Ug-uh. What-what's going on there?
- Valentine: Wait a minute. First of all, what do you listen to, old timer?
- Sam Axe: Barbara Mandrell. Nothing wrong with that. Kenny G. Captain and Tenille.
- Valentine: Woah! That's like too gangster for me.
- Fiona Glenanne: Of course, the tactical support I'm giving you, will cost you. I need new shoes.
- Michael Westen: You've got plenty of shoes.
- Fiona Glenanne: Well, now that I'm on the open market, I need more.
- Michael Westen: I just want an introduction, Barry. Chances are good that this guy, Eddie, is talking to friends of yours. I just want to make my pitch.
- Barry: The next day you do the Michael Weston thing, stuff starts exploding, and everybody's saying, "Hey, Barry, wasn't that guy a friend of yours?". Sorry, no can do.
- Michael Westen: Sam's working up a cover ID for me. I'm just a guy from out of town. A friend of a friend. The blow won't get back on you. I give you my word.
- Michael Westen: [voice-over] Air ducts in a modern office are 18 inches wide. So if you need to make a quick escape, and you're older than four, you won't fit.
- Michael Westen: [voice-over] Knowing what someone wants can tell you a lot about who they are. So if what they want comes in a wooden crate, that you're not going to be allowed to open, you might have to turn your trunk into a makeshift x-ray machine. The tube from an old TV set is a good place to start. As part of the projection process, they emit x-rays. They are meant to handle around 30.000 volts. Any more than that, and they'll cook your eyes with radiation. So pump 100,000 volts into one from a taser, and you won't be able to diagnose a hairline fracture, but you'll get the basic idea.
- Michael Westen: [voice-over] If you want to empty a building, pulling a fire alarm is useless; no-one pays attention unless they're actually on fire. A bomb scare next door to your target strikes the right balance, everyone clears out and then pays attention to the other building.
- Victor the Wrangler: I don't like your field tactics.
- Michael Westen: I don't like your whining. Are you gonna pout all night?
- Michael Westen: A little harmless gunfire attracts less attention than a double homicide.
- Victor the Wrangler: I warned you what would happen if you pulled another stunt, Michael.