Miss B's Hair Salon (2008) User Reviews

WTF? Can you give a negative rating?

[riegers1 · 1/10 · 30 January 2008]

...simply awful! I think my 9 year old can act better than anyone in this movie, uh, I mean home video. This reminds me of those old D.A.R.E videos that the high school seniors used to make in class. I think the security camera video's at the vacant lot down the street is more entertaining than this video. I am trying not to be too negative, but honestly, me and my wife looked at each and both said, "Huh?" I just don't get it. I thought I was in for some laughs, boy was I wrong! If you want to see it, the choice is yours of course, but I don't advise it. The video was amateur, the sound was horrible. The acting, wow, the acting was high school, maybe middle school. I though this would be a rip-off of Beauty Shop, well was I wrong! It was more like Little Beauty Shop of untalented actors and horrible direction! I swear at one point you can hear the director in the background saying a line to one of the actresses just before she said, like she couldn't remember the line and he was coaching her. According to the User rating for Beauty shop, it got 5.3 out of 10 stars. Compared to this video, Beauty Shop should have swept the Oscars that year! Avoid this if you can, unless you have a family member involved somehow in the production or acting, in that case, watch it, be happy for your son or daughter and then tell them it was horrible...

Why did they do this?

[ezekielaaron · 1/10 · 25 April 2008]

This film is unbelievingly awful. The worse acting, horrible sound quality and possibly filmed using a mobile phone camera. I would recommend this film to anyone who is looking for WHAT NOT to do. I personally can enjoy a horrible film every once in a while such as; "Snakes on a Plane" horrible but with that purpose in mind. "Miss B's Hair Salon" on the other hand is full of actors and produced by those blindly convinced of a star performance. One Thing I don't understand is how can a film be full of nothing but horrible actors? One would think there would be at least one individual,amongst many, with even a small portion of quality, but there are non at "Mrs B's Hair Salon" If I could have suggested a title for this film, I would simply drop the apostrophe. BS

This Movie Was Intentionally Awful!

[leighabc123 · 1/10 · 18 August 2008]

It was like they intentionally tried to add stereotypes and make this movie awful. Gay man, baby mama, cheating boyfriend, hateful customer. I liked the introverted college educated new girl who had the stuffed bunny in the movie. When she put that fire hot stuff in the young lady's hair, that was some of the worst acting I have ever seen in my life! If your hair is burning, then you should scream! Not just say, "my hair is burning!" Unfortunately, this was not the only example of bad acting in this movie. They gave the only successful actor in this movie, Tiny Zeus Lister, limited lines. We all knew Miss B's hair salon would be saved. And the movie would have a semi happy ending.

Are you kidding me?

[Shades-of-Grey-the-Movie · 1/10 · 28 June 2008]

I can not believe I waisted my time. I try to give newbies the benefit of the doubt but NO WAY... I do NOT recommend this film for any type of entertainment. I thought that this film would be bad enough to at least give me a laugh or two, but it could not even deliver that much. PLEASE don't waste your time and definitely not your money. There was only one actor in this movie whom seems to have fell into the typecast trap and can't get out. The rest of the actors I have never even heard of, however; that's neither here nor there. Everyone deserves a start but GEE WHIZ at least have a good one. Be mindful that it's not alway bad acting but bad writing. So hopefully these actors have found a new project where some real talent can be displayed.