- Josef Konstantin: [after Mick pulls the stake out of his chest] Thanks.
- Mick St. John: You're welcome.
- Josef Konstantin: What are you using back there, barbeque tongs?
- Mick St. John: Would you hold still, I'm trying to get the second bullet.
- Josef Konstantin: Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help find out who killed me?
- Mick St. John: You know, this, all this, isn't your fault.
- Josef Konstantin: Yeah, but it is. I'm the one that did this to her.
- Mick St. John: You know for a 400 year old vampire, you have a really low threshold for pain!
- Josef Konstantin: Giving is different from receiving!