- Gene Belcher: [Grabbing a free sample at the farmer's market] And with this sample I will have reassembled a whole tangerine in my belly.
- Tina Belcher: I was born ready. I mean, not really. I was born a baby and then over time I became more ready.
- Bob Belcher: As you know the sun rises in the east and sets in the West.
- Gene Belcher: Wait a second, are you a flat earther?