- Rick Sanchez: Buy another one, Morty! Consume, Morty! Nobody's out there shopping with this fucking virus!
- Rick Sanchez: Merchandise Morty, your only purpose in life is to buy & consume merchandise and you did it, you went into a store an actual honest to god store and you bought something, you didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints you just looked into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said 'yes daddy please' and I'm so proud of you, I only wish you could have bought more, I love buying things so much Morty.
- Rick Sanchez: Remember: there's always someone there for us.
- Morty Smith: Who?
- Rick Sanchez: My best friend and personal saviour: Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ: I'm gonna do what I've always done: I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Father of Omens! Give me blood beyond sight!