"Rick and Morty" Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty (TV Episode 2019) Poster

Justin Roiland: Morty Smith, Rick Sanchez

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  • Rick Sanchez : [Morty's dragon burns a hole in the living room floor from his cave below the house]  And that's the end of the 'Morty Gets A Dragon' episode.

    Summer Smith : Are you gonna slay it?

    Rick Sanchez : First off, I always slay it, queen. Secondly, yes.

  • Rick Sanchez : Honeymoon over already?

    Morty Smith : What's that supposed to mean?

    Rick Sanchez : Admit it Morty: Dragons suck.

    Morty Smith : Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?

    Rick Sanchez : [to Summer after Morty walks away]  How do you saddle a fart?

  • Beth Smith : Dad, are you okay? Your ship crashed in Malta.

    Rick Sanchez : I'm okay.

    Beth Smith : Oh, thank God.

    [Beat] 

    Beth Smith : Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?

    Rick Sanchez : Fuuuuuuu...

    [Cue intro] 

  • Wizard : Bleed here and here.

    Rick Sanchez : I'm not co-bleeding.

    Wizard : Under authority of our treaty, 'twixt the realms of dragon and man...

    Summer Smith : Oh, my God, it's my first gay wedding.

    Morty Smith : Summer!

  • Morty Smith : [Morty and Summer discover Rick and Balthromar soul-bonding]  What the fuck?

    Rick Sanchez : Morty, I can explain.

    Morty Smith : Stop! Why are you still doing it?

    Rick Sanchez : Why does it feel better now? I hope it's not because you're watching, but don't go anywhere.

    Balthromar : How did you find us?

    Summer Smith : We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.

  • Rick Sanchez : You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.

  • Jerry Smith : Okay, I'll bite. What's with the talking cat?

    Rick Sanchez : It's a dragon, dip knob.

    Jerry Smith : I know that's a dragon. I'm talking about the talking cat in my bedroom.

    Rick Sanchez : Jerry, why would I give Morty a talking dragon and you a talking cat at the same time? Those concepts bump. If you're talking to a cat, it's an abnormal event unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter.

    Jerry Smith : Okay, there's really no need to get savage.

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