Avrupali (2007) User Reviews

Worst Turkish Movie

[cemoz · 1/10 · 9 February 2010]

The movie "Avrupali" is the worst Turkish movie I' ve ever seen in my life. The scenes are so desultory that you can' t understand what is going on during the movie. Also the soundtracks are so horrible, (there is only 1 soundtrack for the whole movie, it doesn't matter if there is a fight, sex or funny scene). When you see the Don of the Turkish Mafia Aydemir Akbaş, you can't decide wheter he is a don or a clown :) It has no sense of humor even for a Turkish viewer so I hope that a foreigner won' t watch this piece of crap. I can only give passing grade to the naked scene of Yasemin Kozanoglu :) As a result it is a waste of time and money...

Worst movie ever made in the universe.

[tonoz · 1/10 · 25 December 2009]

First the plot: The hero in the movie called "Avrupali" has to speak in front of the EU-Parlament in favor of the Turkish membership into the European union. In this background different characters appear, trying to threaten, influence and intimidate him to change his speech, including an admission and recognition of the armenian genocide.

Second the characters: Avrupali is the kind of turk, no turk is really happy and eager to see: Flat in character, superficial, ugly, fat, hairy, embarrassing, pseudo-nationalist, pseudo-modern.

... I don't want to write any more about this non-sense movie. I actually wanted to write a lot in my anger about this total waste of energy, filming, acting, paper-writing etc, but following my anger i feel only hollowness, so i wont waste any more of my precious time to describe the crapyness of this movie.

Don't waste any time or money in this home-made piece of human disaster.