Futurama: Bender's Game (2008 Video)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Frydo, Professor Hubert Farnsworth, The Great Wizard Greyfarn, Dr. Zoidberg, Monster Zoidberg, Farmer, Dwarf, Smitty, Treedledum

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Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

• Frydo : Why aren't you killing it, Leela? You love killing!

  Leegola : [Looking at her reflection in her sword covered with Zoiberg's blood]  No! No more killing!

  Monster Zoidberg : Ohhhhhh! So suddenly Miss Goody Four Shoes over here doesn't kill anymore. She killed me not five minutes ago! What am I, chopped liver?

  Leegola : Shut up!

  [She starts slashing at him again with her sword] 

  Monster Zoidberg : Ow! Stop chopping my liver!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : There's just one small problem - and it's a big one.

• [Momon has transformed into a dragon and with the Die of Power, Frydo transforms into a dragon as well] 

  Frydo : So it's all come down to this... a dungeon... and dragons!

  Monster Zoidberg : I didn't see it coming.

• The Great Wizard Greyfarn : Yes, tis a powerful object in both our worlds. If you fail to destroy it in yours, perhaps you were brought here that you might have have a second chance!

  Frydo : So this land is real?

  The Great Wizard Greyfarn : Oooh dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science, we believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas.

  Leegola : God help us.

• Dr. Zoidberg : You harbor resentment because they pushed you to study medicine when all you ever wanted was to be a song-and-dance man.

  [He dances around and sings a tune then falls to his knees and sobs] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Why? Whyyy?

  Turanga Leela : I was raised in an orphanarium. My parents are sewer mutants who I never even met until a few years ago.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Then you've got to go to them and work this song-and-dance stuff out. Maybe have them cook me nice dinner. No scallions. I hate them.

  [to an intercom] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Amy, cancel my appointments.

  Amy Wong : [Over the intercom]  Stop calling me!

• Philip J. Fry : There's so many killbots behind us, I can't count them all! Three, I think.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Wait. Before my moment of shame, could I give my boy a hug?

  [stares at Igner] 

  Mom : Oh, go ahead. I've never done it, I guess somebody should.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [the Planet Express ship has been seriously damaged in a demolition derby]  Yes, she's a wonderful ship, all right - as beautiful now as the day I got botched laser eye surgery.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [Under attack by Bender]  No! Not the spork!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm sure I don't need to explain that all dark matter in the universe is linked in the form of a single non-local metaparticle.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Greedy old hag! Taste the wrath of my fuzzy slipper!