Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008 Video)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Randy Munchnick, URL, Calculon's Manservant, Funkalistics Lead Singer, Guard #1

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Quotes 

• Bender : Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!

• [from trailer] 

  Bender : [Fry is about to go to heaven]  Wait, let me come with you.

  Philip J. Fry : I'm sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven.

  Bender : [sobbingly]  Death to humans.

• [from trailer] 

  Bender : Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.

  [turning away from the gateway] 

  Bender : Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!

  [gets his ass zapped by the gateway] 

• Philip J. Fry : What Bender? Is something wrong?

  Bender : Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies.

  Philip J. Fry : Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied.

  Bender : With what?

  Philip J. Fry : Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.

• [last lines] 

  [to Fry and Leela, as he hugs them] 

  Bender : I love you meatbags!

• Bender : Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy.

• Robot Devil : I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned, and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing: your firstborn son.

  [cackles] 

  Bender : Just a sec.

  Bender's Firstborn Son : Daddy! I knew you'd come back!

  [hugs his father, cuts back to the Robot Devil still cackling] 

  Bender : Here you go!

  [kicks his son into a fire pit] 

  Robot Devil : [shocked]  Wow! That was pretty brutal even by MY standards!

  Bender : No backsies!

• Philip J. Fry : Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!

  Bender : Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.

  Professor Farnsworth : Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breathe outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.

  Bender : No shklit.

• Bender : What's the matter? Did someone die or something?

  Turanga Leela : Kif died, Bender.

  Bender : Yes! Nailed it!