- Tom Cruise impersonator: My name is Tom and I'm a Scientologist.
- Larry: Everybody sit down, this could take a while... I'm not sure I even know what a scientologist is.
- Tom Cruise impersonator: Scientology is the most famous religion in the world, and it was founded by a science fiction writer and if that's not enough, John Travolta is one of us.
- Larry: You expect me to put a figure in this picture of a religion based on Star Wars and Danny Bobbarino? Let me know when the Mothership arrives and the aliens come.