Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Sally Returns (2007)

Jemaine Clement: Jemaine

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• Murray : Where are you going?

  Jemaine : I'm going on a date

  Bret : With who?

  Jemaine : No one...

  Murray : No one? That's not a date... That's just going out... I do that all the time! Do you want to go for a walk are something?

• Murray : There's something I want to talk to you about actually, Jemaine. Umm... it's not good news; Planet Jemaine supernova-ed. Yeah, there's nothing left of it apparently, just a huge, gaseous cloud - the beginnings of a black hole.

  Jemaine : When did this happen?

  Murray : About four million years ago. Yeah, Sorry.

  Jemaine : Well, that was a waste of fifty bucks.

• Jemaine : It's an apartment. It's my studio apartment.

  Murray : More like a compartment.

• Jemaine : [singing]  Making love... /Making love for... /Makin' love for two... /Making love for two minutes/When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl 'cause I'm so intense/Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

• Jemaine : Can't tame the J-Dog.

• Jemaine : You know when I'm down to just my socks, it's time for business. That's why they call them business socks.

• Murray : Hey, Jemaine, where can I park? If I get one more ticket, I'll go to jail!

  Jemaine : I don't know. I don't have a car.

  Murray : Oh well, I'll just leave it here.

• Jemaine : [watching Bret tickling Coco]  Hey, Bret, how come you don't tickle me anymore?