The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

Double Trouble (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• [Over their Chan Coms] 

  Henry Chan : Unit 1 to Unit 3, report your position.

  Flip Chan : This is Unit 3 in aft lifeboat.

  Stanley Chan : What's aft?

  Flip Chan : The opposite of fore.

  Stanley Chan : What's fore?

  Flip Chan : Forget it!

• Henry Chan : We've got to get into the field. Let's convert to dune buggy.

  Stanley Chan : Okay.

  [presses number 8] 

  Stanley Chan : Chan Plan 8

  [the Chan Van becomes a lunar roving vehicle] 

  Henry Chan : I said DUNE buggy, not MOON buggy.

  Stanley Chan : [nervously]  Heh-heh-heh. Sorry about that.

• Scooter Chan : Maybe the prince wasn't kidnapped. Maybe he's suffering from magnesia.

  Henry Chan : You mean amnesia.

  Scooter Chan : Yeah, that's what I mean.