- Hank Moody: Sometimes, it's best not to get involved in the affairs of others.
- Becca Moody: That's interesting, coming from the most intrusive man I know.
- Hank Moody: [Karen and Bill are arguing] Hey, hey, I don't wanna get your hopes up, guys, but you keep rolling this way with the marital discord, and I see you across from Oprah on the big yellow couch.
- Charlie Runkle: Bonus time, baby! Treat yourself!
- Hank Moody: Treat myself?
- Charlie Runkle: Yeah, sure, get yourself a new car.
- Hank Moody: I don't want a new car. I like my old one. It's got *character.*
- Charlie Runkle: Yeah, well, if by 'character' you mean it's got lady-juice in every nook and cranny in the upholstery, then, yes, you're right!
- Hank Moody: [fondly smiling] That explains a lot, actually.
- Charlie Runkle: So get it washed then!