"Californication" Girls, Interrupted (TV Episode 2007) - David Duchovny as Hank Moody

Hank Moody : [to Charlie] I know you Hebrews do things a little differently, but the last time I checked a ménage à trois was not a pitstop on the road to redemption.
Hank Moody : How the fuck do you option a blog? What is there to option? The title? The font?
Hank Moody : Just because something is bleak doesn't necessarily make it true.
Hank Moody : [opens door] Hello, Sunshine.

Karen : [rushes in] I'm double-parked, so I just gotta grab her.

Hank Moody : By all means, skip the pleasantries, but... do me a favor and stop telling our daughter not to believe in happy endings. What's next, no Santa Claus? You're gonna shit all over the Easter Bunny too?

Karen : Oh, you know what? I think she figured out the Santa Claus thing already, and, uh, I did believe in happy endings, just not when it came to The Ballad Of Hank And Karen.

Hank Moody : Bullshit! We practically made out last week. That's nothing if not progress. I hope to get to second base this week.

Karen : Oh, please! That was an accident.

Hank Moody : Oh, that was an accident?

Karen : Yeah.

Hank Moody : That your tongue just slipped into my mouth?

Karen : No, other way around.

Hank Moody : The fact that you're - you're making these lame excuses up, can only mean one thing. You're totally into me. Still.

David Duchovny: Hank Moody