Californication (TV Series)

LOL (2007)

Damian Young: Bill Lewis

Quotes 

• Hank Moody : 'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?

  Bill Lewis : I need to talk to you.

  Hank Moody : Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.

• Bill Lewis : [appearing as priest in Hank's hallucinatory dream]  Can I help you, my son?

  Hank Moody : Oh, hey, padre. No, no, I was just trying to check in with JZ up there.

  Bill Lewis : Anything I can help you with?

  Hank Moody : Sure you don't have a grab-ass appointment with an altar boy?

  Bill Lewis : There's plenty of time for that.

  Hank Moody : Whoa. You, uh... You checking out my package? You don't wanna suck my cock, do you?

  Bill Lewis : Do you want me to suck your cock?

  Hank Moody : Do you want me.. to want you to suck my cock?

  Bill Lewis : Do you wanna tell me why you're here?

  Hank Moody : It's about a girl. She's beautiful. She's smart and funny, up for all kinds of intercourse.

  Bill Lewis : But she's not Karen.

  Hank Moody : I didn't say that.

  Bill Lewis : Karen doesn't love you, Hank. She loves me.