Women's Murder Club (TV Series)

Grannies, Guns and Love Mints (2007)

Tyrees Allen: Warren Jacobi

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• Warren Jacobi : [after Lindsay has tackled a suspect into the pond]  You handcuffed him underwater? Very impressive, Houdini.

  Lindsay Boxer : Don't you sweet talk me. You could've tackled him.

  Warren Jacobi : I just got this suit.

• Lindsay Boxer : How long's he been in there?

  Warren Jacobi : About twenty minutes.

  Lindsay Boxer : Good, he should just be getting squirmy by now.

  Warren Jacobi : And hot! I turned the heat up in there before he got here.

  Lindsay Boxer : You are evil. This is why I love you.

• Warren Jacobi : You also got a phone call from your boyfriend, Harold. Says he needs to talk to you.

  Logan Young : That's who you should be talking to if you want to know what's going on at Pacific Shores. Especially with Edna, since Harold was sleeping with her.

  Lindsay Boxer : Shut up!

  Logan Young : He was. Her, Winnie, and several others. Look, there's more bed-hopping going on at a retirement community than at a swingers club. Trust me. I've walked in on things no man should ever see.

  Warren Jacobi : Must be his "love mints".

  Lindsay Boxer : He is half-past 100 and Edna was a sweet old lady.

  Logan Young : They're old, not dead. Bet she was having more sex than you are.

  [Jacobi snickers]