Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Dummy (2007)
Sy Richardson: Coroner
Quotes
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Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Hi, Emerson! Isn't this exciting?
[she gets out and he locks her out of the car]
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Hey!
Emerson Cod : What's she doing here?
Ned : Said she didn't climb out of her coffin for me to keep her in a box.
Emerson Cod : She the boss of you?
Ned : I'm the boss of me!
Emerson Cod : Dead girl's gotta go.
Ned : Dead girl's not going anywhere.
Emerson Cod : You don't know nothin about her except she had soft lips when she was ten!
Ned : That should be enough.
Emerson Cod : Well, I don't like it.
[he gets out and Chuck gets in, locking him out]
Emerson Cod : Hey!
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : What did you guys talk about?
Ned : I'd really like to get out of this car soon.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Is he upset you brought your childhood sweetheart back to life?
Ned : He barely knows you're here
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Do I really have to sit in back from now on?
Ned : It's for your own safety.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : You sound like my dad.
Ned : If my hand brushes yours you'd be dead.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : He didn't say that.
Ned : [locking the doors] So it's probably better if you stay in the car for these morgue visits. Someone might recognize you. You really can't come in
[All three of them standing in the morgue office]
Ned : Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes "n't", "n't", "caN'T come in"
Emerson Cod : [to Coroner] Got that hit and run?
Ned : We're from the Government Safety Place?
Coroner : Is that a question?
Ned : Government Safety Place
Coroner : Mmmm-hmmmmmm