Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Dummy (2007)
Jonathan Mangum: Bernard Slaybeck
Quotes
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Emerson Cod : [Ned has just re-animated Bernard] Ask the question.
Ned : Mr. Slaybeck, do you...
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : [Interrupts] Do you have any last requests? Some unfinished business with this life we can help you with?
Emerson Cod : [to Ned] Don't let her do this.
Bernard Slaybeck : Is this heaven?
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Could be.
Emerson Cod : No, it's not.
Bernard Slaybeck : [Looks at Emerson] Is that God?
Emerson Cod : No, it's not.
Bernard Slaybeck : I'm confused because I'm a Buddhist.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Buddhism's fascinating, isn't it? Did it help you in your final moments?
Emerson Cod : She wasting my minute.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : What's with this minute and when did it become your minute?
Emerson Cod : It sure the hell ain't yours.
Ned : Hey, it's everyone's minute, or uh, twenty-two seconds.
Bernard Slaybeck : [Interrupts their discussion] Can you get a message to Earth? Can you tell Jeanine in Promotions that I loved her?
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Of course.
Ned : Mr. Slaybeck, if you could remember anything about whoever was driving the hit-and-run vehicle that killed you, I think we could get you some justice.
Bernard Slaybeck : What hit-and-run? I was killed by a crash test dummy.
[Ned touches him and he falls back dead again]