- Richard Webber: You think you're gonna go there and do what? Wear jeans, walk on the beach, dance in your underwear?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Maybe I'll dance naked.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: I'm changing my life. Now I can walk away angry or I can walk away with your blessing. Either way Richard: I'm going.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It's not like I look bad naked. A lot of man have enjoyed seen me naked, a lot. Well not a lot... I mean... eight... well... eleven.
- William Cooper: You don't take me seriously.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: What?
- William Cooper: You think I'm some dumb surfer boy. You think I'm eye-candy. You have no respect for me or my midwifery skills.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: I've total respect for you and your... midwifery skills? Is that even a word? Midwifery?
- William Cooper: It's a word! It's definitely a word.
- Dr. Violet Turner: We're a team. We're partners Naomi.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: You can't just bring somebody in...
- Dr. Pete Finch: Without asking us.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: Yeah.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: We're democracy, we vote.
- Dr. Violet Turner: Yeah, we vote or it doesn't happen.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: You're right, we should have voted. I was wrong.
- Dr. Violet Turner: Good. Okay. Let's vote.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Hold on a minute. I have been working here for less than 24 hours and in that time I discovered that I'm not welcome here. I learned that I'm a one man gynie show AND I performed crazy surgery. And Sam saw my bootie. So, this has not been a great day for me. This day kinda sucked. But you know what? I had one patient. One patient- the entire day! And I loved it. So you want me gone? Too bad! I'm in! I'm putting my food down. My foot's down, it's down. I'm not going anywhere. So... yeah, I thought I... I thought I had a big finish but I don't so... I'm done
- [she sits down. A few second of silence before Addison gets up again]
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: No NO! I do have a big finish. If I hadn't been here today, if you had someelse than that girl would have died delivering her baby. I saved her life. I saved your asses. I'm a world class Neonatal Surgeon- and I'm here to stay. Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness
- [Addison walks off, everyone stares after her]
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: That's why I didn't tell you she was coming.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: Naomi's trying to show that she has the power.
- Dr. Pete Finch: Why did Addison take the job anyway? Wasn't she some big hotshot in Seattle?
- Dr. Violet Turner: Is it just me or did Naomi just run over us?
- Dr. Pete Finch: Is she crazy?
- Dr. Sam Bennett: Naomi's insane
- Dr. Pete Finch: I mean Addison. Is she some kind of crazy person who gets kissed once and decides to change her whole life?
- Dr. Violet Turner: Sam you gotta do something.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: Ya... what ME?
- Dr. Violet Turner: This divorce is killing us. You need to apologize
- Dr. Pete Finch: Just say you're wrong for walking out so we can go back to being a happy family.
- Dr. Violet Turner: Yeah
- Dr. Sam Bennett: I never... I... I didn't... I am not apologizing to her. She's the one. Noami hires Addison and then moves her in right next door to me. I saw her naked this morning.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: You saw her naked?
- Dr. Pete Finch: She looked good naked?
- Dr. Charlotte King: You got a way to fight me or this, I'd like to see you try.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: I'm calling Naomi on you.
- Dr. Pete Finch: Hey listen, you moving here, it didn't have anything to do with me kissing you did it?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: What?
- Dr. Pete Finch: It's okay, it's just that, well... no it's just a kiss.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: I think that I moved here because you kissed me?
- Dr. Pete Finch: It was a good kiss. It was an excellent kiss, by the...
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Stop talking. All right? I did not move here because you kissed me.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Shut up, just go in there and do your little Eastern Voodoo thing you do. Let's help that girl have her baby in piece.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: Besides, I got mad.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: You got mad?
- Dr. Sam Bennett: I got mad
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: *You* got mad?
- Dr. Sam Bennett: Apparently neither one of us can make decisions when their mad.
- Dr. Pete Finch: Did I or did I not say trust me?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: You did, and I do... now.
- Dr. Pete Finch: You okay?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Yeah. I, um, had a little too much surgery today. I'm good.
- Dr. Pete Finch: You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because you're Naomi's friend.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Stop it.
- Dr. Pete Finch: What?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: You're flirting.
- Dr. Pete Finch: What's wrong with flirting?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: What's wrong with it? What's wrong? What's wrong is that I don't have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she's dried up? I'm the one who's dried up. I'm all barren and dried up. And I'm clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that's what dried up women do - they do needlepoint. They don't waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don't waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: What was that for?
- Dr. Pete Finch: To remind you that you're not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know.
- Dr. Pete Finch: I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you with tongue. I'm goingto kiss you so you feel it. Okay?