- Patti Dellacroix: [Eli has brought Patti a gift from the Himalayas] My boss has a nervous breakdown, and all I get is this lousy... what is this?
- Eli Stone: That is a Saraswati. The Hindu goddess of wisdom.
- Patti Dellacroix: How does it work? Do I hit you in the head with it, and then you come back to your senses?