- Mia Mason: I don't think having a dog is... sorry... an animal companion is about being ready, or who you live with, or how much you work, or how many pets you have... I think it's about feeling something. I mean, how do I explain this bond that I have with this dog that I met three days ago who just lies there like a lump and has really smelly breath? But I do. I just think that feeling is so rare... with a man, with a friend, with a dog, with a job... that when you find it, you just can't let it go.
- Caitlin Dowd: Denis, the show is in two hours.
- Denis: I'm sorry, but I can't do art on a timetable.
- Caitlin Dowd: Yes, you can. That is what I paid you for. Okay, is there anything actually finished on here that a human being could wear?
- Denis: We did a pair of pants and some city shorts.
- Caitlin Dowd: I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, and you're showing me a pair of fricking shorts?
- Mia Mason: I think that we should be in each others' systems, right from the start. You know? Like, we want to be with each other all the time.
- Jason Chung: So, what are you saying?
- Mia Mason: I'm saying that yes, I agree with you. It's a little weird that I'm so obsessed with this dog.
- Jason Chung: Okay, good...
- Mia Mason: But, it feels so great to be crazy about someone you just met. And frankly, I don't think that we feel that way about each other.
- Jason Chung: I don't know if I've ever felt that way about anyone.
- Mia Mason: Well, you will. I think this is goodnight, Jason.
- Juliet Draper: Yes, Len, I guess I could wrap my head around signing a confidentiality agreement, as long as you'd sign one, too. But we're really getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?
- Len Dinerstein: I don't like to waste time. I'd rather be direct.
- Juliet Draper: So would I. My relationship with my ex-husband... we were less than honest with each other.
- Len Dinerstein: Been there. Hope it didn't put you off monogamy.
- Mia Mason: I've always wanted to own a dog, but I never thought I had the time.
- Animal Handler: We don't say owner. We say "guardian" or "life companion." "Owner" implies dogs are property, instead of living beings in their own right.
- Mia Mason: Okay, well then, I've always wanted to be a life companion to a dog.
- Animal Handler: So, could you please list all your previous pets, starting with childhood.
- Mia Mason: Are you kidding? Chinese families aren't even allowed to wear shoes in the house.
- Denis: I can do this.
- Caitlin Dowd: Under pressure? Can you pull enough of these pieces together by Friday so we can have some semblance of a show?
- Denis: Semblance? Was Tom Ford's first for Gucci a "semblance of a show"?
- Caitlin Dowd: Oh, aim high. I like that. Go. Start. Sew.
- Zoe Burden: The only reason you'd leave the office to track me down is if you needed something from me.
- Clayton: I don't need anything. But now that we've landed Tate, don't you want to come back to the office and put his money to work?
- Zoe Burden: Tate wants to know where I am, and you don't have an answer.
- Clayton: Actually, I told him you were having your eyes done.
- Zoe Burden: You what?
- Mia Mason: OK. I'll say it. You're nervous about mixing friends and business.
- Juliet Draper: I am not!
- [long pause]
- Juliet Draper: Okay, I am... a little.
- Caitlin Dowd: We always mix friends and business. We do! We just did. Isn't that the point?
- Juliet Draper: Our board understands that we know our brand better than anybody and they trust me to do my job. I'm pretty sure with all your money, you wouldn't want to be stuck battling with me on a daily basis.
- Len Dinerstein: I don't know. Battling with you on a daily basis might be fun.
- Lily Parrish: That ungrateful little meiskeit. I was supporting that pishkeh when he was nothing!
- Caitlin Dowd: Blond, Irish, brother who's a priest? The only Yiddish I know is 'shmear' and 'shiksa'. Translation?