- Derek Powers: Jay, I might be leaving American Antenna. Your thoughts?
- Jay Powers: I say we get desk jobs.
- Derek Powers: You know what I was thinking, Bob? You're a proud man. You'd probably react pretty severely to childish antagonizing comments. I mean, let's say that somebody that worked for you called you an asshole right to your face.
- Bob Chase: I'd find that very insulting, and insubordinate.
- Derek Powers: What happened?
- Dr. Lou Fisner: Damn it, you stole my line.
- Derek Powers: What's happening to me?
- Dr. Lou Fisner: Another fantastic question, my boy.
- Kelly Hammond: This is something very exciting they've been working on this year. It's a less bulky more effective radiation containment suit.
- Derek Powers: Less bulky you say. Uh, there's no bulk. In fact, there's barely anything here at all.
- Kelly Hammond: Well, it's skin-tight means more sensitivity. Especially the thinkers.
- Derek Powers: Right, what are they ribbed? Let me guess, you roll this on, right?
- Police Officer: License and registration, please.
- Jay Powers: You see, you just told me to put my hands outside the car, genius. I see how you got this job now. Couldn't quite make it into sanitation, could you?
- Police Officer: [gets gun] That's it. Out of the car, now.
- Jay Powers: You like barking orders, don't you? I guess when you're in a position of power, you can do anything you want to other people, can't you? Like this.
- [makes the cop crap his pants]
- Derek Powers: Dude, knock it off. You're out of your mind!
- Jay Powers: You knock it off, man. I knew you'd be a baby when I got my super powers! You're so jealous and insecure, it's embarrassing.
- Derek Powers: What super power? The ability to make someone shit themselves?
- Derek Powers: Bob?
- Bob Chase: Yes, Derek.
- Derek Powers: You're making me hungry.
- Bob Chase: And?
- Derek Powers: You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.