The Photon Effect (2010)

Derek Minter: Jay Powers

Quotes 

• Derek Powers : Jay, I might be leaving American Antenna. Your thoughts?

  Jay Powers : I say we get desk jobs.

• Kelly Hammond : What are you guys, cops?

  Jay Powers : No, we're superheroes.

• Police Officer : License and registration, please.

  Jay Powers : You see, you just told me to put my hands outside the car, genius. I see how you got this job now. Couldn't quite make it into sanitation, could you?

  Police Officer : [gets gun]  That's it. Out of the car, now.

  Jay Powers : You like barking orders, don't you? I guess when you're in a position of power, you can do anything you want to other people, can't you? Like this.

  [makes the cop crap his pants] 

• Derek Powers : Dude, knock it off. You're out of your mind!

  Jay Powers : You knock it off, man. I knew you'd be a baby when I got my super powers! You're so jealous and insecure, it's embarrassing.

  Derek Powers : What super power? The ability to make someone shit themselves?