Quotes
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Ben : My dad's super allergic, you know, I couldn't have any pets, so this little guy fills that void.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : You said I filled that void, Ben.
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Ben : I'm worried about Winston. He's innocent in all this.
Sam Oliver : What about me, man? I'm an innocent. You're not feeding me pretzels and nestling me on your breast.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Okay, that's just gross.
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Ben : You're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that.