Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Dare Devil (2007)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : How long can a man have a piggy bank and still call himself a man?
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Dan Humphrey : If it's a real Dan Humphrey date you want, it's a real Dan Humphrey date you're gonna get.
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Dan Humphrey : [after seeing his little sister in a minidress at a club] The only thing causing a problem is that cocktail napkin you're wearing.
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Amanda : Where is she?
Club Stockbroker : Baby, what, who, I'm here at the club with the guys.
[walks over to Blair]
Club Stockbroker : Hey! Excuse me, hello? Where's my phone?
Dan Humphrey : Hey, hey, let go of her.
Club Stockbroker : Who the hell are you?
Blair Waldorf : His phone is at our table. If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place you would've seen that.
Amanda : I'm gonna kill you!
Blair Waldorf : Oh, you must be Amanda, right? Well, I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig.
[Amanda lunges at Blair but Serena stops her]
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, hey, hey, back off of her, okay?
Blair Waldorf : I don't need you to defend me.
Jenny Humphrey : I wasn't even her who called you, it was me.
Dan Humphrey : Jenny?
Amanda : So she's the one with the tongue?
Dan Humphrey : Tongue, tongue! What are you even doing here? You're supposed to be at a sleepover.
Amanda : You made out with a girl from a sleepover?
Dan Humphrey : You made out with him?
Club Stockbroker : I made out with her.
[looks at Blair]
Blair Waldorf : Eww. It was a dare.
Amanda : A dare? What are you, children?
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, pretty much. She's 14.
[looking at Jenny]
Amanda , Club Stockbroker : 14!
Club Stockbroker : Jesus, I swear, I had no idea, baby. I mean look at her, I mean she's jailbait.
Dan Humphrey : What, what's that?
Jenny Humphrey : Dan, stay out of it, okay? You're just causing more problems than you're solving.
Dan Humphrey : The only thing causing a problem is the cocktail napkin you're wearing.
Club Stockbroker : That's what I'm talkin' about!