Gossip Girl (TV Series)

A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (2008)

Amanda Setton: Penelope Shafai

Quotes 

• Penelope : Hey Jenny.

  Jenny Humphrey : Hi.

  Hazel : Are you joining us?

  Jenny Humphrey : Um...

  [Blair walks up] 

  Blair Waldorf : What are you doing here?

  Jenny Humphrey : I was just leaving.

  Penelope : No stay. Blair given you can barely manage your own messy affairs surely your not in a position to tell anyone where they can and can't eat.

  Blair Waldorf : Do you realize who you're talking to?

  Hazel : You mean a self righteous b who always sat on her own high horse judging everyone else.

  Penelope : Pregnant little hypocrite.

  Blair Waldorf : Not that it's any of your business but I'm not pregnant.

  Hazel : Nate must be thrilled.

  Penelope : Chuck too.

  Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about?

  Hazel : The whole school saw them throwing down over your G-bass.

  Penelope : The boyfriend and the best friend.

  Hazel : Pretty classy.

  Penelope : Consider yourself dethroned queen bee.

  [Penelope and Hazel walk away] 

  Blair Waldorf : Jenny, is highly unlikely that I will ever forgive you for going to Nate but if you walk away from me now, I will also ruin you.

  Jenny Humphrey : How are you gonna do that?

  [Jenny walks off] 

• Blair Waldorf : You're late.

  [Jenny just came to meet Blair on the steps on the Met] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry.

  Blair Waldorf : Could you do me a favor?

  Jenny Humphrey : Anything.

  Blair Waldorf : Move down a couple steps.

  Jenny Humphrey : Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be?

  Blair Waldorf : First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B.

  Jenny Humphrey : You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class.

  Penelope : Jenny...

  Blair Waldorf : Please she'll be back.