Gossip Girl (TV Series)

A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (2008)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : Blair...

  Blair Waldorf : What? You want a lift to JFK?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Your mom said you were going to France tonight.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, she has a big mouth.

  Serena van der Woodsen : B, I'm your best friend. She was shocked I didn't know.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, now you do.

  Serena van der Woodsen : What I know is how you felt when I left without telling you.

  Blair Waldorf : Is there a reason you're here?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Stay. Don't let some stupid scandal make you run away like it did me. Like it does everyone in our world.

  Blair Waldorf : Everything's horrible. My whole life's falling apart.

  Serena van der Woodsen : So rebuild it. You're a Waldorf, remember? People don't tell you who you are, you tell them. Stay and fight. I'll fight with you.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm so embarrassed. I'm so...

  Serena van der Woodsen : So what? Start over. It can be done. I should know. We'll get through this together.

  Blair Waldorf : You promise?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Promise.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hey guys.

  Kati Farkas : Hey.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm not pregnant.

  Kati Farkas : Oh, cool.

  Isabel Coates : Congratulations.

  Hazel : Selibitory drinks after school?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah sure, Blair can I talk to you?

  Blair Waldorf : Of course. Excuse me.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Did you get my text?

  Blair Waldorf : Of course, yes I did but...

  Serena van der Woodsen : So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant.

  Blair Waldorf : Yes and I am so happy for you, close call huh.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Are we really gonna play that old game B?

  Blair Waldorf : I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Whenever something happens that's not a part of your plan you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect like and then I have to remind you the only one watching that movie's you.

  [pause] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : You admitted that your period was late.

  Blair Waldorf : Yes I've been very stressed I had that chem test on Friday.

  Serena van der Woodsen : And your acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal?

  Blair Waldorf : Maybe I am a total bitch did you ever think about that?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Just take the test B.

  [Serena hands Blair a pregnancy test] 

  Blair Waldorf : Stop it!

  Blair Waldorf : Just take the test. You need to know if you and Chuck are gonna have a baby.

  [Serena leaves] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hi, Chuck.

  Chuck Bass : Please, call me brother.

• Serena van der Woodsen : I need to talk to you.

  Chuck Bass : About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed you weren't more careful.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Morning. Anybody notice the weather today?

  Blair Waldorf : What?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Take a look outside, B. My first response would be that the sky is a clear blue easy.

  Blair Waldorf : Dorota, you may be excused now.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I can't believe you didn't tell me about you and Nate.

  Blair Waldorf : What did he say?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Nothing. Chuck did, when I went to see him because I thought maybe he could talk some sense into you.

  Blair Waldorf : You had no right to do that.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I was trying to help you, B. I took a public bullet for you. Let another rumor about me run rampant, the whole school heard, even Dan.

  Eleanor Waldorf : What's going on?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Ask Blair. Her version of the story's always better.

  [looks at Blair] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Fine.

  [Serena leaves] 

  Eleanor Waldorf : You alright?

  Blair Waldorf : Never been better.

  Eleanor Waldorf : Well, Serena has. What's wrong?

  Blair Waldorf : I don't know. I can't be held responsible for her mood swings.

  Eleanor Waldorf : Were you arguing about the possibility that your condition may have returned?

  Blair Waldorf : No, and it hasn't.

  Eleanor Waldorf : I heard you. The other day in your bathroom with the water running.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm very stressed, and with you and Serena down my throat, I can hardly think straight, never mind keep food down.

  Eleanor Waldorf : Maybe you just need to take a little break, visit your father. Lyons is beautiful this time of year.

  Blair Waldorf : Maybe this summer!

  Eleanor Waldorf : Summer sounds great, finish your breakfast.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, B, what's up?

  Blair Waldorf : I can't believe you told Jenny about me and Chuck.

  Serena van der Woodsen : What? I... I didn't.

  Blair Waldorf : Because of her everybody knows the intimate details of my private life and now Nate's not speaking to me.

  Serena van der Woodsen : But I... I told you, B, I didn't tell Jenny. I don't know how she found out.

  Blair Waldorf : Did you tell Dan?

  Serena van der Woodsen : What?

  Blair Waldorf : You did. You told your low-rent boyfriend and he told his social-climbing sister who wears my hand-me-downs and she blabbed to Nate.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I can't believe you're attacking Dan and Jenny.

  Blair Waldorf : Did you or did you not tell him?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I did, but only because you weren't dealing with it and I wanted advice on how to help you.

  Blair Waldorf : I can't believe you don't get it. The rules are different for the Serena van der Woodsens of the world. People expect you to party, and be wild, sleep with whoever you want, run away, come back!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, are we really going back there?

  Blair Waldorf : You shot your reputation to hell a long time ago! It doesn't matter what you do, but I'm a Waldorf!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, since you and your reputation obviously don't need me and my low-rent taste, you and the Waldorf name can whether this storm alone!

  Blair Waldorf : With pleasure.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hey B.

  Blair Waldorf : What are you doing here?

  Serena van der Woodsen : In the neighborhood.

  Blair Waldorf : Can we talk later? Despite your best efforts to ruin it I'm actually having a good day and I don't want anything to spoil it. Guess who asked me to visit 'The Captain' with him?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I dunno Nate?

  Blair Waldorf : Yes, it's like he finally needs me and he isn't afraid to...

  Serena van der Woodsen : Look B I understand why your reluctant to burst your happy bubble but I'm not giving up.

  Blair Waldorf : Well sorry if unlike some people I haven't been on the pill since I was 15.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Ok I am giving up. Before you start planning your perfect night with Nate don't you think you should...

  Blair Waldorf : I'm not pregnant Serena!

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hello?

  Blair Waldorf : Hey S it's B. Two things, first I'm sorry. About Dan, about the Gossip Girl blast, and about not telling you about Nate.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay.

  Blair Waldorf : You were just so hard on me about Chuck I didn't want to be judged for sleeping with them both.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I understand. Apology accepted.

  Blair Waldorf : That was fast. If I were you I would've made me work for it a little bit harder.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well I think you've suffered enough.

  Blair Waldorf : And second thing...

  Serena van der Woodsen : Wait that's already like three things.

  Blair Waldorf : I took the test, I'm not pregnant!

  Serena van der Woodsen : OH, OH oh my gosh are you kidd ing me?

  Blair Waldorf : AAAHHHH!

  [laughing and screaming at the same time] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm so happy, you would've had no idea what to wear to a paternity herring.

  Blair Waldorf : Clean slate?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Clean state. I'm so happy, see you at school!