Gossip Girl (TV Series)

School Lies (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : You just won 365 more days in your Ikea-furnished closet.

  Vanessa Abrams : You went to my building? You talked to my landlord?

  Blair Waldorf : No, I don't speak Ukrainian, but I do speak envelope of cash and he understood me perfectly.

• Blair Waldorf : Blair Waldorf is not indebted to anyone. No matter how much I appreciate what you did.

  Vanessa Abrams : You're welcome... I guess?

  Blair Waldorf : Good. Now this transaction is finished. And I'm free to return to disliking you.

  Vanessa Abrams : I wouldn't have it any other way.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, and, one more thing. If you didn't pay your rent with it, what did you do with Chuck's money?

  Vanessa Abrams : I may have created a medical grant for teen with genital herpies... in his name.

• Blair Waldorf : Nate. Are you okay?

  Nate Archiblaid : It'll be fine. My parents have so much other stuff going on right now... they'll get over it. Either way, it was worth it.

  Blair Waldorf : Worth it?

  Nate Archiblaid : Yes. Blair, I know how much your future means to you. And you've worked so hard for Yale and everything that...

  Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about?

• Blair Waldorf : I'm innocent, well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone, and even worse than doing that stupid thing, I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You looked confused, should I walk you through it?

  Headmistress Queller : Let's stay on point. I reviewed your record, it's pristine. If Constance has a shining star, it's Blair Waldorf. I would have never expected this from you.

  Blair Waldorf : I know I'm the perfect one.

  Headmistress Queller : Ms. Waldorf, who broke into the pool?

  Blair Waldorf : Like you said, my unfortunate participation in said party was entirely out of character, I don't know anything about it.

• Blair Waldorf : That key isn't mine. I was just hiding it for someone else... wait. That's why you were suspended? You told the headmistress it was yours because you thought it was mine? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.

• Nate Archiblaid : I love you.

  Blair Waldorf : Please. You and I just can't happen right now.

  Nate Archiblaid : Why not?

  Blair Waldorf : I don't want to be with you.

• Blair Waldorf : What you said before... I love you too. Always have always will.

• Blair Waldorf : [Chuck grabs Blair's arm]  Hey let go of me Bass!

  Chuck Bass : Drop your Archibald habit first.

  Blair Waldorf : You know I already have.

  Chuck Bass : Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.

  Blair Waldorf : You know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.

  Chuck Bass : Really, you want me to tell him how you slept with me and faked your virginity for him.

  Blair Waldorf : I'll just tell him your lying and who do you think he'll believe? You who bangs anything in his field of vision or me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.

  Chuck Bass : Oh now he'll believe me.

  Blair Waldorf : Why?

  Chuck Bass : I have proof.

  [Vanessa had filmed them on camera] 

  Chuck Bass : Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.

  Blair Waldorf : You knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.

  Vanessa Abrams : Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of you I think I got a new angle on my subject.

  Dan Humphrey : [Dan walks up]  Hey Vanessa let's get out of here.

  Chuck Bass : If you think I'm gonna let you walk out of here without that tape your crazy!

  [he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively] 

  Vanessa Abrams : Let go of me!

  Dan Humphrey : Hey! Last time I checked I still owe you a black eye so unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.

• Blair Waldorf : Enough with the blackmail. Aren't you bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.

  Chuck Bass : Excuse me.

  [waves the girl that he had been talking to away] 

  Chuck Bass : I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of you together doesn't turn my stomach.

  Blair Waldorf : And when will that be?

  Chuck Bass : Only time will tell, I'm afraid, so unless you want dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.

  Blair Waldorf : Isn't there someone else you can torture?

  Chuck Bass : Probably. But I choose you.