Gossip Girl (TV Series)

School Lies (2008)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

Quotes 

• Headmistress Queller : Dating Serena Van Der Woodsen...

  Dan Humphrey : Is that in my file?

• Chuck Bass : What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?

  Dan Humphrey : I just saw you with that key, I know you had it at the party.

  Chuck Bass : Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds.

• Serena van der Woodsen : So you don't buy what she said about me being the poster child for the new honor code? Look. I know for a fact that my mom didn't plead my case or donate anything, okay?

  Dan Humphrey : I didn't say a thing.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Are you really turning this into an upstairs-downstairs thing?

  Dan Humphrey : No. No, you are. I am being completely silent. I'm just happy that you're not being expelled or leaving town anytime soon. So are you hungry? We should...

  Serena van der Woodsen : Always. But you still believe that there's a double standard. That people like me get special treatment.

  Serena's Chauffeur : Ms. Van Der Woodsen. Your mother sent me to pick you up.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh. Great. That was... thoughtful.

  Dan Humphrey : I think... you get no special treatment at all. Your life is completely uncharmed and average.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [to the limo driver]  It's okay, I'll walk.

• Dan Humphrey : [as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him]  Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

• Blair Waldorf : [Chuck grabs Blair's arm]  Hey let go of me Bass!

  Chuck Bass : Drop your Archibald habit first.

  Blair Waldorf : You know I already have.

  Chuck Bass : Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.

  Blair Waldorf : You know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.

  Chuck Bass : Really, you want me to tell him how you slept with me and faked your virginity for him.

  Blair Waldorf : I'll just tell him your lying and who do you think he'll believe? You who bangs anything in his field of vision or me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.

  Chuck Bass : Oh now he'll believe me.

  Blair Waldorf : Why?

  Chuck Bass : I have proof.

  [Vanessa had filmed them on camera] 

  Chuck Bass : Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.

  Blair Waldorf : You knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.

  Vanessa Abrams : Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of you I think I got a new angle on my subject.

  Dan Humphrey : [Dan walks up]  Hey Vanessa let's get out of here.

  Chuck Bass : If you think I'm gonna let you walk out of here without that tape your crazy!

  [he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively] 

  Vanessa Abrams : Let go of me!

  Dan Humphrey : Hey! Last time I checked I still owe you a black eye so unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.