Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami (2007)

Rachel Bilson: Lou

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Quotes 

• Lou : [Lou and Chuck are making out in the car]  I think I tweaked my neck.

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, it, uh, it wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the woman didn't leave injured in some way.

• Chuck Bartowski : I just wanted to apologize about last night and explain...

  Lou : I'm working. Do you want a sandwich?

  Chuck Bartowski : Yeah. I'll take a sandwich.

  Lou : Great. What'll you have?

  Chuck Bartowski : [Begins a sexy game of sandwich-making to win her back]  You guys carry wheat bread?

  Lou : We do.

  Chuck Bartowski : Why don't you grab a couple slices of that?

  [Lou does so] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Now, toss 'em and grab the seedless rye. And while you're at it, grab some pastrami. End cut, none of that lean crap.

  Lou : A man with high cholesterol. Sexy. Is that it?

  Chuck Bartowski : Oh, I'm just getting warmed up. Cole slaw.

  Lou : On the side?

  Chuck Bartowski : On the top, lather it on.

  Lou : Swiss?

  Chuck Bartowski : [Goes to pick up some Swiss cheese, but Chuck grabs her hand and guides it to another food container]  Muenster.

  Chuck Bartowski : Is that it?

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, after you shut it down and grill it. This is a hot sandwich, sweetheart. In the Reuben family.

• Stavros Demitrios : You don't want to get on her bad side. Fiery Italian.

  Lou : Stavros...

  Stavros Demitrios : What? You think I'm gonna tell him about the trip to Mykonos where you threw a lamp at my head? Still have the scar.

  [Pulls up his sleeve to reveal the scar on his right arm] 

  Chuck Bartowski : I thought... I thought you said she threw it at your head.

  Stavros Demitrios : She did. The scar is from the make-up sex. She's a tiger! Grrr!