Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami (2007)

Adam Baldwin: John Casey

Quotes 

• John Casey : How was the date?

  Chuck Bartowski : Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?

• John Casey : [seeing Bryce inside the container]  Didn't I shoot him?

• General Diane Beckman : I don't like the idea of this break up at all. What the hell happened?

  John Casey : She got dumped.

  Sarah Walker : We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.

  John Casey : Yeah, because she got dumped.

• Chuck Bartowski : We're only on our second official date, and already I'm lying to her.

  John Casey : Relax, it's dating in LA. Everyone lies.

• Sarah Walker : [Gives Chuck a pin shaped like an electric guitar]  This has an RK-7 mini-mike that works up to 20 feet. I want you to keep it as close to Stavros as possible.

  Chuck Bartowski : Are you kidding? Are you kidding me with this? I can't wear this. This looks ridiculous.

  John Casey : The alternative is we join you on your date.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Gives up]  Fine.

  [He wears the pin on his jacket's breast pocket] 

  Sarah Walker : [Opens a box that holds a tiny device]  Earwig.

  Chuck Bartowski : It never stops with you people, does it?

  John Casey : Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?

  [Gives him a red rose] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Oh, of course. Let me guess. This is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines her mother's communist affiliations?

  John Casey : No, idiot. It's so you can get laid.

• Chuck Bartowski : [On the phone, leaving a message on Lou's voice mail]  Chuck Bartowski, second message. Look, I totally screwed up, okay? I'm more than comfortable blaming it on the alcohol, or global warming or my obscure allergy to neon...

  [Casey approaches, startling him] 

  Chuck Bartowski : But, hey, hopefully, I'll-I'll talk to you soon. Okay. Thanks. Buh-bye.

  [to Casey] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Damn it. You made me give her a buh-bye.

  John Casey : She won't talk to you? You want us to cut her power, smoke her out?

  Chuck Bartowski : Wow. That's very romantic. Why don't you just club her over the head and drag her out by her foot?

  [Casey seems to consider it] 

• Chuck Bartowski : [Talks to himself while looking at the mirror]  Morning, handsome. Nice work last night.

  John Casey : [Out of nowhere]  Hey, lover boy.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Startled]  Aah!

  John Casey : Hasn't that mirror suffered enough already?

  Chuck Bartowski : I am in the bathroom, okay? Is there nothing sacred to you people?

  John Casey : Just the right to bear arms.