Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Truth (2007)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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• Reardon Paine : [Chuck, Sarah and Casey knock on the bad guy's door after being exposed to the truth serum]  Yes? Who is it?

  Chuck Bartowski : The NSA, CIA, and me, who's a little tougher to explain.

• Sarah Walker : [about who is going to pick the lock of the bad guy's hide out]  I got it, I got it.

  John Casey : I got it!

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, who's better at it?

  Sarah Walker : I am.

  John Casey : She is. Damn truth serum!

• Chuck Bartowski : [under the influence of the truth serum] 

  [looks at Sarah] 

  Chuck Bartowski : God, you're so pretty!

  [looks at Casey] 

  Chuck Bartowski : ... and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.

  John Casey : Thank you.

• John Casey : [while looking at a body in the morgue]  Getting any flashes?

  Chuck Bartowski : Good Lord, the man is naked!

  John Casey : Appears rigor mortis has set in, too.

• Sarah Walker : [Gives Chuck the antidote]  Here.

  Chuck Bartowski : No. No, it's for Ellie.

  Sarah Walker : No, I'm sorry, there's no debate, it has to be you. You're the Intersect.

  Chuck Bartowski : I won't take it knowing that Ellie will die without it, that both of you were poisoned, too!

  John Casey : You're a good person, Chuck, and I respect that, but I got a job to do, so take it before I shove it down your throat!

  Chuck Bartowski : OK, OK, fine, fine, I'll do it.

  Sarah Walker : Thank you.

  Chuck Bartowski : I'll pretend to agree to take it and then I'll run like hell to my sister's room, and make her take it. Why did I just say that out loud?

  Sarah Walker : It's the poison. It makes you tell the truth.

  John Casey : You do that, I'll give chase, put a gun to your head, threaten to pull the trigger if you don't take it!

  Chuck Bartowski : Would you really shoot me?

  John Casey : No.

  Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, don't waste a bullet, we're already dead! I'm saving my sister.

• Morgan Grimes : Mind cheater. Saw you.

  Chuck Bartowski : Saw me what?

  Morgan Grimes : Saw you what? Are you kidding me? Mind cheating with the broken-phone girl. And why wouldn't you? Her hair looked so much like licorice. I wanna chew on it till I make myself sick. But you, well, gee whiz, Chuck, you already have hair to chew on.

• Chuck Bartowski : [Ordering sushi for Sarah]  And also, and also a crab hand-roll for the lady. Light wasabi, but like, *light* light, as if you just washed your hands and only the residue of previous orders remains.

  Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Didn't realize how old-fashioned you were, Chuck.

  Chuck Bartowski : Oh why, cause I was ordering food for my girl? I guess I just know what she likes.

  Sarah Walker : You sure do. Thanks, sweetie.

  Chuck Bartowski : Welcome, sweetie.

  Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : No, no, old-fashioned, how slow you guys are taking things.

  Ellie Bartowski : Devon!

  Sarah Walker : What?

  Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : I mean, you guys are joined at the hip, but that's not where you're supposed to be joined. It's like the east wing of our apartment took a vow of celibacy.

• Chuck Bartowski : You know, Sarah and I, me and Sarah, that whole thing, it's really very... It's complicated.

  Lou : Well, is she your girlfriend or not?

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, yeah, sort of, kind of. Hard to explain. I really, really, very badly wish that I could explain.

  Lou : Listen, if you're not gonna tell me the truth, I'll tell you, okay? I like you.

  [Chuck is stunned] 

  Lou : I like almost everything about you. I think you're cute, you're funny.

  [Chuck begins to smile at her words] 

  Lou : Our vast height difference intrigues me. Wanna know what I don't like?

  Chuck Bartowski : Very, very much.

  Lou : I think anyone who cheats on his girlfriend is a big, fat, stupid jackass.

  Chuck Bartowski : Exactly. I concur.

  Lou : Of course you do, which is why I like you.

• Chuck Bartowski : [Chuck notices Sarah's very revealing lingerie]  What? You give me crap about lighting some candles and you come in wearing that?

  Sarah Walker : What, this? This is part of my cover.

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, it doesn't cover a thing.

• Chuck Bartowski : Um... Sarah, you know when you think you're gonna die and your whole life is supposed to flash in front of you? That didn't exactly happen for me yesterday. In fact, mostly it was just a list that I saw. A list of stuff that I haven't done and things that I haven't had a chance to say. So today... Today I wanna start crossing things off of my list. And this is the first thing that I promised myself that I'd do.

  [Looks intensely at Sarah, leans closer to her and puts his hands on her arms. Beat. Sarah looks at him, waiting] 

  Chuck Bartowski : We need to break up.

• Chuck Bartowski : You know, if I had a blog, this would be a really big day for me. Do my laundry. Check. Save my sister's life. Check. Save my own life. Final entry.

  Sarah Walker : I am so sorry about all of this.

  Chuck Bartowski : That's okay, it's okay. It's not ideal, but I've lived a pretty good life. I mean, how many guys can say they landed a helicopter and saved the lives of innocent people?

  John Casey : Courageous and honorable members of the United States military.

• Chuck Bartowski : Look, I - I, uh, promise you that if you come back tomorrow, your phone will be all fixed up and good to go, okay?

  Lou : Really?

  Chuck Bartowski : Yeah.

  Lou : Thank you... so much. Been nice talking with you, Chuck.

  Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, you too, Lou. That rhymed. I - I - I didn't actually mean for that to rhyme. I'm sorry.

  Lou : [smiling as she walks away]  Okay.

  Lou : Okay.