Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Helicopter (2007)

Adam Baldwin: John Casey

Quotes 

• John Casey : I don't kid about quiche.

• Chuck Bartowski : Casey, he's got Sarah, we've gotta save her!

  John Casey : Brilliant deduction.

• Sarah Walker , John Casey : Stay in the car, Chuck!

• John Casey : [Casey's been shot with a tranquilizer dart]  Pull it out.

  Chuck Bartowski : I have a very strong aversion to needles.

• Sarah Walker : We've rewired the home-theater room for this test. When the images start, just say what they are.

  Chuck Bartowski : That's it?

  John Casey : I'm sure you'll find a way to screw it up.

• Big Mike : How's customer-service training?

  Chuck Bartowski : Super.

  John Casey : Fine.

  Big Mike : Glad to hear it. The better my employees, the less I work.

  Chuck Bartowski : Very inspiring words, sir.

  John Casey : Regular call to arms.

• John Casey : This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.

  Chuck Bartowski : So, in this plan I basically do nothing?

  John Casey : Yup.

  Chuck Bartowski : [dramatically]  ... Let's do this.

• John Casey : [after inspecting a car bomb explosion crime scene that presumably killed Dr. Zarnow]  We're sending the good doctor home in an ashtray.

• Morgan Grimes : [Role-playing with Casey as shopper and Buy More staff]  Alright, so I'm gonna try that again, ready? Do you have any Ramones?

  [Casey looks at him threateningly but doesn't respond] 

  Morgan Grimes : No, don't say no. It's not gonna... Listen, okay. Uh, excuse me, John, how are you doing? Do you have any Ramones here, *dude*? But don't tell me you don't have any.

  Chuck Bartowski : Casey, the correct response is, "Can we *order* you the Ramones?".

  Morgan Grimes : Ramones, man, Ramones, okay? Just looking for the Ramones, man. Do you have Ramones? Cause I love the Ramones and I wanted...

  [Casey shoves Morgan to the floor] 

  Morgan Grimes : Aw. That's a no on the Ramones, I guess.

  Chuck Bartowski : Okay, I don't think that's in the Buy More manual.

  John Casey : [Threateningly]  What did Sarah tell you, hmm? I know you talked to her. It's what I do for a living.

  [Chuck doesn't answer] 

  Morgan Grimes : [still on the floor]  Oh, no, here it is, on the bottom shelf. Ramones.

• Sarah Walker : [at the scene of the explosion, pretends not to have found any clue]  Okay, well, I've got hot dogs to fry.

  John Casey : And I've got toasters to sell.