Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Crown Vic (2007)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
Quotes
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John Casey : Bartowski! Walker!
Chuck Bartowski : [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?
John Casey : Someone has to protect the Intersect.
Chuck Bartowski : Thanks, man.
John Casey : Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.
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Chuck Bartowski : [seeing a knife in Sarah's alarm clock] Not a morning person, I see.
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John Casey : [about the missile heading for them] Send it somewhere else!
Chuck Bartowski : I can't! I need something to target, something with GPS coordinates!
[pause]
Chuck Bartowski : Casey, what about your car?
John Casey : NO!
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John Casey : [about the missile] Where's it headed now?
Chuck Bartowski : I don't know. I reprogrammed it.
John Casey : You sure 'reprogram' doesn't mean 'return to sender'?
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Chuck Bartowski : [before going after the bad guy] I know, wait in the car.
[he turns to go]
Sarah Walker : Not this time, Chuck.
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Chuck Bartowski : [to Casey, about destroying his car with a missile] I said I was sorry, right?
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Big Mike : [at the Buy More] For those of you who aren't aware, this Friday is our annual Buy More Christmas...
Jeff Barnes : Yip!
Big Mike : ...holiday... time. With respect to our Hebrew friends...
[re motley assortment:]
Big Mike : And whatever else we have here. So there's no *confusion* about the ground rules: Rule Number One! Jeff! No spiking the eggnog!
Jeff Barnes : Can I bring my own?
Big Mike : No!
Big Mike : Rule Number Two! Jeff! No holding the mistletoe over the women and copping a feel!
[Anna gives accusatory look at Jeff]
Chuck Bartowski : Uh, sir, hopefully if Jeff follows Rule Number One which I'm sure...
[Jeff gives a screwy look]
Chuck Bartowski : he might do, ah, then Rule Number Two won't - won't apply.
Big Mike : Good point!
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Morgan Grimes : Dude, I think I need your help here, right? I made a horrible mistake.
Chuck Bartowski : What did you swallow this time?
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Sarah Walker : [about the GPS coordinates to his car] Tell him, Casey!
Chuck Bartowski : [imitating Sarah] Tell me, Casey!