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Quotes
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[First lines]
Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, this is a bad idea.
Morgan Grimes : Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
Morgan Grimes : Plan? What plan? This is survival.
[knock knock]
Morgan Grimes : It's her! We've been compromised. I'm a ghost!
Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man!
Ellie Bartowski : [opens bedroom door] Chuck? What're you doing?
Chuck Bartowski : Uhh, escaping?
Ellie Bartowski : From your own birthday party?
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Chuck Bartowski : [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?
Morgan Grimes : Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Morgan Grimes : Yes, I did.
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Chuck Bartowski : You mind driving?
Morgan Grimes : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you, are you, look it, are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive?
Chuck Bartowski : It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal.
Morgan Grimes : Whoa, whoa. It's not just a company car, okay? A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic.
Chuck Bartowski : Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? Because the cops are in a phased deployment.
Morgan Grimes : Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch.
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Ellie Bartowski : [Chuck enters, sounding bored] Hey, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news.
Morgan Grimes : [Morgan enters excitedly] Chuck's got a date!
Ellie Bartowski : [sitting up] What? *Who*?
Captain Awesome : Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome!
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Morgan Grimes : [sees Sarah entering the store] Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicky Vale!
Chuck Bartowski : Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...
[sees Sarah and abruptly stops]
Sarah Walker : I hope I'm not interrupting.
Chuck Bartowski : Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.
Sarah Walker : Because *that* makes it better?
Morgan Grimes : Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.
Sarah Walker : Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck Bartowski : My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan Grimes : But they raised me as one of their own.