- Peyton: [after Mia's ex has just entered the nightclub] Well, how's she doing? Can she sing?
- Haley James: Yeah - just as long as the only words to her song are "Why is Jason here?"
- Mia: [rocking back and forth] Why is Jason here?
- Peyton: I came back for Lucas.
- Brooke: I know you've had that Lucas stealing face on since I picked you up at the airport.
- Peyton: What face?
- Brooke: Your only face. Lucas and Peyton are meant to be together.
- Peyton: Wait, if I came back for Lucas who did you come for?
- Brooke: Duh, for Lucas. Game on bitch.