- Mia: [to Peyton, arriving at Tric] Hey!
- Peyton Sawyer: Hey!
- Mia: Thanks for the invite. I'm usually home online on a Saturday night.
- Peyton Sawyer: OK! We're gonna have to work on your 'rock star' image!
- Peyton Sawyer: [approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.
- Brooke Davis: Yeah, the one you have right now is far too big and free.
- Peyton Sawyer: Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.
- Brooke Davis: Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
- [Peyton looking inquiringly]
- Brooke Davis: [shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
- Peyton Sawyer: Okay, if you tell me that Lindsay's a bitch.
- Brooke Davis: Oh, my mom's a bitch, Lindsay's a bitch, is there a woman here tonight you haven't called a bitch?
- Peyton Sawyer: [smiling] Why, I can think of one.
- Brooke Davis: Lindsay is just threatened by you.
- Peyton Sawyer: Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!
- Brooke Davis: So you keep saying...
- Peyton Sawyer: What, you don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, you look exactly like her when you dance! Bitch!
- [walks away]
- Brooke Davis: [pauses, looks at her mother dance]
- [to herself]
- Brooke Davis: I do not.
- Brooke Davis: Hey, what happened with you and Milly?
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.
- Brooke Davis: Are you feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to you and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.
- Brooke Davis: What are you talking about?
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I've kinda been seeing my boss.
- Brooke Davis: Define 'seeing'.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Sleeping with?
- Brooke Davis: Define 'sleeping with'.
- Peyton Sawyer: [Lucas entering her office] Oh, God, you know, just rip up the cheque, I'm moving offices anyway.
- Lucas Scott: Let me ask you something. Do you have an alarm in your head that goes off every time I'm happy with someone else?
- [shouting]
- Lucas Scott: What do you want from me? I flied to L.A., I asked you to marry me, you said 'No' so I moved on. Why haven't you?
- Peyton Sawyer: 'Cause I should have said 'Yes'.
- Peyton Sawyer: [entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a bitch!
- Brooke Davis: What happened?
- Peyton Sawyer: She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.
- Brooke Davis: I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.
- Brooke Davis: It's either that or my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.
- Victoria Davis: As a matter of fact, it's quite clear you never had a mother.
- Peyton Sawyer: Yeah? Neither did Brooke.
- Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
- [disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
- Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
- Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popular liqueur with their sweetest...
- [contented]
- Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.
- Brooke Davis: [to Owen] You know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.
- Owen: Well, it's definitely one of a kind.
- Haley James Scott: [surprisingly, to Nathan] Water?
- Nathan Scott: I wasn't even planning on drinking until Brooke forced her... 'self' on us.
- Owen: [to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.
- Brooke Davis: [to Millicent] Did you hear that, Milli? You're the second prettiest girl in the room!
- Lindsey: [to Lucas, after Peyton walks away] What was that about?
- Lucas Scott: She had a rent check for me. I didn't take it
- Lindsey: Why not?
- Lucas Scott: I don't feel right accepting money from Peyton, alright, we've been friends for too long.
- Lindsey: Hate to break it to you but most guys aren't friends with their ex's.
- Lucas Scott: Peyton's different. Look, I know I said we could try avoiding her but maybe we should work this thing out. At least say something to her?
- Lindsey: Fine. Let's go.
- [approaching Peyton]
- Lindsey: You know when you said you don't like me? Well I don't like you either.
- [to Lucas]
- Lindsey: There, I said something.
- Lucas Scott: [to Nathan] Why are women so screwed up?
- Nathan Scott: Let me guess. Peyton?
- Lucas Scott: How did you know?
- Nathan Scott: When she sent you a drink with a cheque in it?
- Mia: [worrying about her performance] What if I fail?
- Haley James Scott: Well, people fail sometimes. Look at Peyton!
- Peyton Sawyer: Hey!
- Millicent: OK, so it's just like 'rock,paper, scissors' only it's called 'ninja, bear, hunter'.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Aaand why do you play this again?
- Millicent: I don't get out much.
- Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have you been?
- Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
- Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
- Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
- Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
- Brooke Davis: You don't count. You got married and pregnant before you graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home by the time you got 35.
- Haley James Scott: Good talking to you Brooke!
- [to Nathan]
- Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see you in a bit. Bye.
- Nathan Scott: Bye.
- [Brooke walking away]
- Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...
- Owen: Something on your mind?
- Brooke Davis: No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have you got anything for that?
- Owen: Yeah. Alcohol.
- Owen: [to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here.
- [pauses]
- Owen: It's a rough ride ahead, by the way.
- Brooke Davis: OK! We're not talking anymore.
- Victoria Davis: [pointing her glass] Owen!
- Owen: [to Brooke] Well, looks like you future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?
- Brooke Davis: Poison.
- Lucas Scott: [approaching Lindsay] Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere!
- Lindsey: Well, if you keep looking next to Peyton you're never gonna find me. But I guess sneaking around with her at Tric is your new thing...
- Lucas Scott: OK, what's going on with you?
- Lindsey: Why'd you sneak over here the other night? I saw your car parked outside.
- Lucas Scott: So that's why you've been so upset. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
- Lindsey: No, Luke. You should have told ME.
- Lucas Scott: I didn't sneak here. I wasn't even planning on coming here. I saw the light on and I tried to convince my friend to be nicer to the girl that I love.
- Lindsey: Right... See, I'm still trying to figure out which is which.
- Mia: [to Peyton and Haley] What is the first line of my song?
- Haley James Scott: Didn't you write it?
- Mia: So not the point right now.
- Jason: [approaching Carrie] Can I buy you a drink?
- Carrie: Mmm, actually, my date took care of that.
- Jason: Well, we're half way there then.
- Nathan Scott: [approaching them, sitting next to Carrie] I hope you're not trying to sit on my lap.
- Jason: I'm just looking for someone to dance with.
- Nathan Scott: No, thanks.
- Peyton Sawyer: [to Haley, asking about Mia] Okay, she's almost on. How's she doing?
- Haley James Scott: Umm, I think she'll be OK as long as the only lyrics to her song are 'Why is Jason here? Why is Jason here?'
- Mia: Why is Jason here?
- Peyton Sawyer: Because I invited him.
- Mia: I'm sorry, you what?
- Peyton Sawyer: Mia, most people dream of the chance to stand up to the person that's kept them down. This is yours.
- Mia: Someone just tell me the first line of my song, please.
- Haley James Scott: Um, it's 'I never fear the unexpected'.
- Lucas Scott: [approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can you do me a favor?
- Brooke Davis: Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.
- Lucas Scott: Now, you like Peyton and Lindsay, right?
- Brooke Davis: What kind of favor is this?
- Nathan Scott: [about Jamie] Well, alright, you said that he asked you stuff. What else did you tell him?
- Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor: Not much. Just the truth.
- Nathan Scott: Like?
- Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor: Like the man killed Tupac and Beenie, never date girls named Beaven and Santa Claus is black.
- Nathan Scott: Wow. D'you say anything about the Easter Bunny?
- Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor: A bunny that lay eggs, man, not many questions he would ask me about that.
- Mia: [referring to Victoria] Um, that person creeps me out.
- Haley James Scott: Yeah, okay, now listen, me too, you're gonna do great, you're fine, just want you to play her like a few bars of 'No Good' and that will make her happy, okay?
- Mia: Right, like that thing will ever be happy.
- Haley James Scott: [referring to Mia] She's really nervous.
- Lindsey: Can you blame her? It's like she's playing a private concert for Satan's wife!
- Victoria Davis: Penelope Davis!
- Millicent: I'll be in the back.
- Victoria Davis: Did you schedule a conference call with Macy's?
- Brooke Davis: Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...
- Victoria Davis: Well, don't! In case you have to hear it, you have zero business sense!
- Brooke Davis: Mom...
- Victoria Davis: Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but you don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.
- Peyton Sawyer: [running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a bitch to your daughter.
- Victoria Davis: And did my daughter pay you to say that?
- Peyton Sawyer: No, I came up with that one for free.
- Victoria Davis: Well, I advise you keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.
- Peyton Sawyer: No, it is, when you tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat you to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.
- Victoria Davis: The song's called 'No Good'?
- [pauses]
- Victoria Davis: Appropriate. OK, so this is a huge waste of money. I would say it was a waste of time but you all failed so quickly it really wasn't. So when you locate Peyton in that gutter, you let her know I like to speak with her before this catastrophe goes any further.
- Millicent: Oh, no.
- Brooke Davis: What?
- Millicent: It's him.
- Brooke Davis: Who?
- Millicent: The hot guy I met at the opening.
- [Runs and hides behind the counter]
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: [enters the store] Hey.
- Brooke Davis: Hey, honey. Step aside, hot guy guy coming through.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: What?
- Brooke Davis: [realizes Mouth is the guy and turns to look at him] Oh.
- [gasps]
- Brooke Davis: Hi.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Hi.