Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage (2007)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris : [to Greg about the girl he likes]  Why don't you just go talk to her?

  Greg Wuliger : I can't just go up to her and start talking.

  Narrator : Works for pimps.

  Chris : Yeah, you can.

  Greg Wuliger : Okay, smarty-pants, Do... do I say "hi"? Do I say "hello"? Or maybe "hey"? Or even "hey, hi"? The possibilities are endless. We haven't even gotten to what I'll be wearing.

  Narrator : I know what you'll be wearing. A look of frozen terror.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  I've been having a hard time with my Mandy situation. This girl could be my future ex-wife, and I don't wanna mess it up.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  You're embarrassing me, and when it comes to embarrassing myself in front of girls, I don't need any help.