Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor (2007)

Tichina Arnold: Rochelle

Quotes 

• Julius : Look, I can't afford to buy all new school clothes.

  Rochelle : I guess that's one more thing you can't stand about your miserable life. My kids are not wearing these, so you either get new clothes or new kids.

  Narrator : He's trying to figure out which one is cheaper.

• Narrator : [to Rochelle]  I'm sorry, but it's all right there in the test.

  Rochelle : Tests, tests. You keep talking about tests. I'm here to talk about my son. I mean, what does a test prove anyway? Charles Manson passed some tests.

  Narrator : I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your son.

  Rochelle : Well, I'm saying that there's something wrong with you. You're supposed to be a guidance counselor. Guide.

  Narrator : I did the best I could.

  Rochelle : No, you didn't. "Go find yourself." What is that?

  Narrator : I'm not trying to hold your son back, but going to college without knowing what you want to study is kind of like going to a grocery store without knowing what you want to eat.

  Rochelle : And telling a boy to figure out what he wants to do by telling him to do nothing is like telling him to learn how to swim by drowning.

  Narrator : What are you talking about?

  Rochelle : I don't know, but you started it.

• Rochelle : Look, Chris, I don't know what you're going to do with your life. You may go to college, you may not, but I know whatever you do, you're going to be good at it 'cause I ain't having no grown man sleeping in my house.