- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: What am I gonna tell Emery? Did you hear the song we wrote? Nurse, do you mind?
- [Nurse opens door to Emery's room]
- Emery: [singing] Goin' to graduation, I'm goin' to graduation.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: It's called "I'm Going to Graduation," parentheses, "The Graduation Song."
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: You got Brinner? Daamn Turkledawg!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Give it up for me getting some!
- [high five]
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Upstairs!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [chest bump] Downstairs!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [crotch bump] Um, I don't really like downstairs.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Really? Well I wanted to try it.